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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it talks like a fascist,.....

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course she did. She's a piece of shit. No part of me is surprised.

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[–] khepri@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

OMG will this woman please leave us all alone at some point or does she plan to live to 150 before she drags us all down to hell with her?

[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The politicians in this country are completely out of touch with reality.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No no no; politicians in this country are used to being able to lie with impunity and have the backing of the state enforce their positions.

Why do you think there are suddenly 19 new/resurrected Internet bills that are like “the government needs the ability to monitor and record and totally ban every click and pixel of every American at all times of all devices without warrant or question FOR THE CHILDREN”

Yeah it’s because they realize they’re cooked.

Why do you think there is always suck outrage at “TikTok”? For all the reasons it sucks, they had far less control over TikTok than the other platforms, and it scared the shit out of them.

America has been using our labor and wealth to do genocide and imperialism since the fall of the Nazis (edit:’far longer at home but we weren’t such prolific exporters until then) and they have mostly kept the wool over our eyes, but their little project has gotten out of hand and now it’s too ridiculous to hide.

They would rather imprison us all than to fail, and it seems they’ll fucking try.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How much could a banana cost, Michael? $10?

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[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 91 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure Hillary, now let’s get you back to your room.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 day ago

But Don and Bubba are already in there

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck Hillary Clinton. Was she ever “in touch” with the world, or has she always been this way?

I long for the day to see AIPAC dismantled. The tide will turn, eventually.

[–] wooffersyt@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago

These people are all selected by our rulers to do their bidding.

The only way out of this is to bring out the guillotines.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really, "fake news?" You know who you sound like, right?

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago

You lost to Donald Trump.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She is a nobody now and wants to be in the headlines somehow.

Just ignore her.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

OK, isn't this literally a conspiracy pushed by far right Israeli politicians who openly call for the genocide of the Palestinians?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Yes, it is a conspiracy pushed by the likes of Hillary Clinton.

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago

Did the money she sold herself for to say this dumb shit really change her life in any noticable way?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She was friends with Trump back in the day. It rubs off.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

it was very difficult because they did not know history

Yea because the average Israeli knows so much about the founding of their country. Who are the people who have been fed biblical propaganda all their entire lives?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

I've found that the more you know of the actual history of Israel, the more fucked up it all seems.

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Suggestion: let's fly to Gaza together and see it for ourselves, then we can discuss further.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago

There's a reason you lost to Trump, hilary.

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