Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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Out of flight
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oh, oh! ... wait! ... oh! .... I see it!!! .... it's over my house!!!!!
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Yesss was going to comment this!
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
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I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you're supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Agreed, it's gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don't like carrying a full poo bag. That's why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don't leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I'll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
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Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern
It already happens with birds, so it's not such a big change, if that's the price of human progress.
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North Korea Style
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift... The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average...
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
Shit, Zeppelins again
Oh the poomanity!
Shit zeppelins, Randers
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
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Removed from the environment.
into another environment
No, out of the environment
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
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I'm just hoping the front doesn't fall off.
The poo dropped right on someone's car.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^
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This really is a shitpost.
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
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Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.
This is a gag gift, right?
Yes, I'm pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.
This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.
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But we already have the tie it to a bush because I'll totally come back for it method
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally..
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