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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I prefer drum n bass on cocaine. Though I also prefer DnB sober. I may not be the best test subject

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but did they even offer DnB as a choice to these rats? Maybe it was just Jazz or Alt-country?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fair point. I'd even pick smooth jazz over alt country

[–] Una@europe.pub 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What kinda monster would let rat be sober?

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We should let most animals smoke and drink.

They're not going to live long enough to get cancer. This is why I propose lowing the age of drinking/smoking for rats down to 3 weeks of age

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Just press this button

🔘

Half the time you'll get shocked, half the time you'll get cocaine.

[–] miked@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

How much cocaine and how bad is the shoc...

I already pressed the button.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Neat. A fun weekend ahead

[–] Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat on cocaine

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Sometimes, science is there, not for groundbreaking discovery, but for confirmation of universally known truths.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago

Jazz lettuce erasure!

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OT: Is there something going on with sh.itjust.works? I can't see media in this or other similar threads, in others I can. Maybe a federation thing?

[–] Odin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Works for me.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Next time i meet a skaven ill play some jazz

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I was wondering.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

But what raccoons on DMT?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Could you imagine a rat on cocaine? There metabolism would be so fast they would die of old age within the hour.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Creepy how the rat's hands look so human 😳