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[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 121 points 1 week ago (24 children)

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago

Certified true user.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which socialism is the good socialism first

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[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

I’ll see myself out thank you

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I actually even double checked that it hadn’t changed since the last time I used one! Ha

They were really fun to play with during class though.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who's perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

We're all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we've all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

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[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fake and gay

detected

Linux

instead of

GNU/Linux

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd like to interject for a moment...

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago

"for ninety minutes straight"

False. We don't do anything straight for any amount of time

[–] Gust@piefed.social 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meow for 90 minutes straight? This person knows nothing of the fediverse

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, it's dye hair first (other acceptable colors are purple, pink, and so on), then meow for 90 minutes!

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

Or jeans, pondering orbs, or Taylor Swift's jet... and not even one Star Trek/Wars/LOTR reference!?

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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 28 points 1 week ago

4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago

That's one way to tell time on the internet. The other way was while gaming and looking at the rise and drop of online players.

[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m the “It’s Day ___ and they still haven’t noticed me” meme😆

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Certified true user.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago

Blocking OP for lack of alt text.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s missing “debate who the true bringers of liberation will be: the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front of Judea”

[–] SleepingInTraffic@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago
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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they're half a year old.

Next late evening: Remember to eat.

Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Meow for ninety minutes straight

wdym "straight"

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
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[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I've been here since the APIcolypse, and I understood about half of the OP, but you get my upvote, anyway.

My defining moment of the fediverse is when I made a stupid joke asking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and was told the short answer was Capitalism.

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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You neglected: Call everyone to the Left of you a "liberal" before bemoaning the lack of solidarity on the Left.

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[–] pomfritten@feddit.dk 12 points 1 week ago (16 children)

For full verification: What exactly is the good kind of Linux?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

An unpopular distribution of course.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Content Warning

[–] grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

like c/food, for instance.

its utterly hilarious, and every time I see a post on that hexbear community, I laugh my ass off.

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Certified true user.

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