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Fediverse memes

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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Meow for ninety minutes straight

wdym "straight"

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Half of the Fediverse is just far left politics. You have to at least spend a few hours a day engaging in some internal infighting over something trivial or coming up with unhinged takes or calling everything a lib before patting yourself on the back for being a hard working revolutionary.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 6 days ago

Alternatively, calling everyone tankie lol

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 6 days ago

Also: "Why doesn't the Fediverse have a larger user base?"

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 121 points 1 week ago (24 children)

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago

Certified true user.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which socialism is the good socialism first

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[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

I’ll see myself out thank you

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I actually even double checked that it hadn’t changed since the last time I used one! Ha

They were really fun to play with during class though.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who's perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

We're all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we've all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ya, except one time I mentioned something about having a hard time getting nurses at the long term care center I work at to work on Easter Sunday (instead of 2/3 of them calling out fake sick), because people will literally die if there's no staff there. I was dog piled by people saying 1. I am a corpo shill/capitalist slave-driver for expecting people to show up for their shift, and 2. Something, something, this is the fault of capitalism, communism is the fix.

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[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fake and gay

detected

Linux

instead of

GNU/Linux

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd like to interject for a moment...

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[–] Gust@piefed.social 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Meow for 90 minutes straight? This person knows nothing of the fediverse

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago

"for ninety minutes straight"

False. We don't do anything straight for any amount of time

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed

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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 28 points 1 week ago

4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m the “It’s Day ___ and they still haven’t noticed me” meme😆

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[–] klu9@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago

Blocking OP for lack of alt text.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s missing “debate who the true bringers of liberation will be: the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front of Judea”

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they're half a year old.

Next late evening: Remember to eat.

Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

i have found the phone's battery is a surprisingly good estimate of how i feel myself

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