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cross-posted from : https://news.abolish.capital/post/16341

Matthew Yglesias is a centrist political operator with a history of having the worst opinion on every topic. He may have outdone himself this time, comparing criticism of billionaires to the suffering of Holocaust victims.

First, they came for the billionaires…

It's time to take a bold stand in defense of America's oft-maligned billionaire class.https://t.co/QhStxRtf1y pic.twitter.com/bxYzVYVSnX

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) December 29, 2025

Oh dear

Yglesias is referencing First They Came, which is a poem by the German Lutheran pastor Martin Niemöller:

First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

While it’s common for people to reference this poem, it’s rare that someone does so as clumsily as Yglesias.

The problem is that billionaires aren’t a minority group which is being targeted by the state. They’re an ultra-minority group which is literally working hand in glove with the state as it targets others:

US President Donald Trump invited the world's richest billionaire oligarchs to sit at the center of his inauguration.

Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, & Google CEO Sundar Pichai symbolically sat with Trump's cabinet picks.

A dozen billionaires will be in the Trump admin. pic.twitter.com/9CHzpmFAEU

— Ben Norton (@BenjaminNorton) January 20, 2025

The Trump administration has been using the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) as a Gestapo-like force. This has seen them pulling people off the street much like the Nazis targeted the Jews and the Communists.

“ICE pepper sprayed a disabled woman using a cane, after an abduction raid in her neighborhood. A St. Paul, MN PD Officer then shoves her down hard to the ground after she was already incapacitated and stumbling backwards. (11/25/25)” pic.twitter.com/JgkJg5tb0P

— Ted Cruz Called The FBI on me (@weareronin47) November 26, 2025

Are ICE agents black bagging billionaires?

They are not.

But billionaires like Peter Thiel are profiting from ICE’s activities by providing the tech infrastructure they need to oppress the non-rich population:

Palantir sells AI tools that help law enforcement agencies like ICE analyze massive amounts of personal data.

It's a big reason why it is quickly becoming the most dangerous corporation in America. pic.twitter.com/NC4jgDpx8Y

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) December 7, 2025

People had other criticisms of the Yglesias post too:

My dude, they literally never came for the billionaires.

Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $737 billion

Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18 billion
2025: $255 billion

Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $18 billion
2025: $234 billion

Federal Tipped Minimum Wage
1991: $2.13
2025: $2.13 https://t.co/v3nidp4CdX

— Warren Gunnels (@GunnelsWarren) December 29, 2025

Come on man, this one is easy.

The Koch brothers have been cramming money into the Cato Institute for decades to make it shit out anti-train propaganda to keep everyone commuting by car whether they like it or not.

And that’s not the only connection! Just the most obvious one. https://t.co/sbmdYv43iD pic.twitter.com/dk78x6lJtj

— Kyle 🚄 (@KyleTrainEmoji) December 29, 2025

People additionally pointed out that billionaires tend to gum up the system like hair in a plug hole:

The correct Marxist line on billionaires is not that they are too powerful but that they are impotent. They represent the waste and hoarding of society's productive powers. The growth of billionaires coincides with stagnation and a decline in economic dynamism. https://t.co/QQjWdBAKvJ

— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) December 29, 2025

This certainly makes sense, right?

It’s not for nothing that things are getting harder for most people while they’re getting so much easier for billionaires.

Loser mentality

Trump has performed so poorly in office that it should be easy for the Democrats to return to power. As people have highlighted, however, Democrat politicians and advisors have a knack for identifying the worst possible policy platforms:

The seeds are being planted for the Democratic Party to lose against all odds in 2028. Healthcare costs are out of control. Running on Medicare for All or even a public option would crush. Instead they will run on AI development, billionaire appreciation and permit reform in CA. https://t.co/jp3jakNUiT

— Kate Willett (@katewillett) December 29, 2025

It’s pretty obvious why they’re drawn to billionaires, anyway, as Mrs Merton said to Debbie McGee:

"So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?" pic.twitter.com/gZ1fFWKuq8

🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 (@Classicbritcom) March 9, 2025

Featured image via Institute of National Remembrance

By Willem Moore


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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 112 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

First they came for the billionaires
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a psychopathic money hoarder

Then they came for the fascists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a face to be punched

Then they came for the government
And I did not speak out
Because I was not an instrument of oppression

Then they came for capitalism
And I did not speak out
Because I was not part of the system

Then they came for me
No, wait, nobody came for me
I was finally free.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Then they came for me, to offer me a shorter work week, free medical care and decent housing.

[–] msage@programming.dev 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Alright, it's a nice idea, but let us not act like after the current tools of oppression are gone, there won't be new ones.

Anarchy is not going to be all sunshines and rainbows, either.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's just that "I was finally free from the current wave of oppression, and ready for the next one" would be a shitty closing verse.

But yes, you're right. I think oppression is like weeds in a garden: if you're diligent, the fight against it becomes easier over time, as you're preventing the oppression/weeds from creating more of itself. But once you stop fighting, it sprouts out of nowhere, ready to reproduce and take your society/garden over again.

[–] msage@programming.dev 11 points 6 days ago

It needs a closing verse like 'Now I am free to build my neighbourhood with my friends to stop any further attempts'

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Obligatory note: Anarchy ≠ Anarchism

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah yeah, the system of coming has stopped itself. Ask Ezhov and Yagoda how realistic it is

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I know the last two lines are naïve; and yes, the fate of the two former heads of the NKVD is a good example. Or even the whole USSR after Lenin. (If not for an ice pick, that would be known as "Bonapartism with Russian characteristics".)

Still trying to find a good replacement. The original poem conveys "fight for groups you don't belong to, because their enemies will also go after you"; I want the subversion to be something like "don't fight for your enemies", or perhaps "don't fight against people fighting for you".

I'm considering

Then they came for me
No, wait, they didn't — they went after my oppressors
Now I can speak out for myself

Pinging @msage@programming.dev for ideas.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 72 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The guy has to be given credit for consistently having bad takes on things.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago

So enlightened!

[–] HisArmsOpen@crust.piefed.social 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

" Matthew Yglesias is a centrist political operator " We aren't in fucking Kansas anymore if this is centrist.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

No one that claims to be centrist is Centrist.

Centrist is just like Libertarian.

Its a label that right wingers wear to try to camouflage their true purpose and intentions from the uninformed.

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

It's centrist in the sense that the mainstream old guard Ds and Rs are both corporate bootlickers - so he's solidly in that venn overlap

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

IDK, a person could stop being a billionaire, continuing their miserable existence as a millionaire, while a jew could not stop being a jew.

Redemption is a main and a key difference here.

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not to mention that being Jewish is not inherently bad, and doesn't require you to do anything bad to be that way, while choosing to extract surplus value from workers to hoard it for yourself absolutely is.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Exactly. Tightwad capitalist overlords come in every cultural and religious flavor!

[–] dudleyflippendoodle@lemmy.zip 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This guy went full Gavin Belson. Never go full Gavin Belson.

[–] bss03 9 points 6 days ago

It's a sin I had to scroll this far down to find the Silicon Valley reference.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

i wish the american Left was as coordinated and dangerous as these assholes pretend it is

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 32 points 6 days ago

As a possible future trillionaire myself, I can only agree. I need to feel protected once I am One of Them!!

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, I've kinda made that comparison

In the sense that billionaires are actually doing a lot of the things Nazis wrongly attributed to Jews (e.g. causing economic problems, dominating business and culture, degrading morality)

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 days ago

And plenty of neonazis are doing the same now. They correctly identify some problems caused by late stage capitalism to rile up people who are suffering because of those, but then the blame is directed at easier targets. It's much easier to point at some ethnic or religious minority, than it is to tackle systemic issues with how society is organized.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 15 points 6 days ago

"These are the three alignment buttons: Extreme Left, Left and Centre."

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean.. I'm all for giving them a reason to feel that way.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Round up the billionaires and put them in camps? Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Columnist likens billionaires to Jews

Maybe don't do that.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 19 points 6 days ago

In this case, however, the financial hardship of society as a whole and gross wage theft tearing through us all, for years, actually is the fault of billionaires.

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Found another one for the guillotine, everybody

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

For some reason people won’t stop lining up for it!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Has no one simply accused him of doing a version of the "all jews are rich" conspiracy and said he's antisemitic?

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

This guy doesn't seem to have quite grasped yet that it's no longer particularly effective to try to cover up the misdeeds of fascist monsters with the misdeeds of historical fascist monsters.

It's ridiculous enough to even try, but now even more so.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 5 days ago

So, an antisemite?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

They’re like the oligarchs who enabled the Nazis….but if they want to be victims I think we could dust off the guillotines and make that happen for them

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you look at the polling, right-wingers and most centrists actually think billionaires are good people - good for society too - and that we shouldn't target them.

This asshole is just try to get the left to take more public swings at billionaires as it turns off the rest of the country when we do.

I do not like it, but there it is.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 5 days ago

It's their deeply ingrained affinity towards strict hierarchies. It's drilled into them from youth to obey authority because they're in charge.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

So, couple things…

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 4 points 6 days ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

This is the "toxic empathy" we should be concerned about.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Not even in a fairytale

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh fuck nothing gets voters' blood pumping like permit reform

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Well there were a lot of Maga types in Nazi Germany that were against billionaires then.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Horseshoe theory... IS REAL!!!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago

don't talk about him. ignore him. he does this for attention.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Very poor taste and completely out of touch take, that columnist, but I will say there is 1 similarity: forces both internal and external are trying to use the hatred of the general population to push agendas which are harmful and empower individuals who will not fix any of our problems.

If the Nazis had stopped at just heavily taxing Jewish bankers and regulating loans then this wouldn't be the bad timeline, we should make the choice to enter the good timeline and tax the rich while still considering their rights as humans.

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)