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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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That's such a small number. I bet there might be one or two near you even. You can just Google it!

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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 90 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

The thing that annoys me the most is the amount of money it takes to protect their wealth.

Even if you factor out thngs like the police and the army, the money paid for private guards and security alone is in the hundreds of millions. Add in the accountants, lawyers, bankers, and associated finance gurus and you've got enough to make college free for everyone on Earth.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That about sums it up. They'll spend a million to prevent giving a thousand to the poor.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And that goes for all of these fucking leeches: The beloved pop star. The legendary athlete. The really nice lady who gave away ten billion. The soft-spoken revered investment guru who cosplays as middle class.

Every damn one of them should be paying 100% in taxes over a billion dollars, but they never will. Their greed is a more important consideration than whether or not you can get health care.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

100% over a billion

million
fine, I'll settle for 10 million

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, a flat amount will never work. Make it a multiple of some figure, like average wage. That way it actually changes with inflation and we don't have a situation where the the inflation adjusted minimum wage is 6 times the actual federal minimum wage.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Okay, federal minimum wage * 1m

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ya, that seems reasonable.

I think it's a pretty core democratic value that no person is worth more than another. A compromise of 1 million times should satisfy individuals with even the most acute case of wealth hoarding.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm willing to comprise for a realistic solution to the billionaire problem.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

In lieu of eating them, perhaps we just lightly munch? A small snack?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Make it so that if poor people earn more, the rich pay less taxes... Or something, that might actually not function.

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[–] Klox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Sure, but it's also proven to be more cost effective to just manipulate people and shift their costs. Some moron was arguing against California's billionaire wealth tax bill because billionaires might have "liquidity problems" lmfao.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean to be fair I'd spend a dollar to stop people from asking me to buy some shitcoin.

But I also like, work, and pay taxes and shit.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Paying money to prevent spam is different than paying money to avoid helping people and doing your share in society.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

One time I saw NK Jemisen , author of the broken earth trilogy give a talk. Someone asked about climate change and she said something like "there's only a small number of people responsible for most of this problem, and we know where they live"

The audience cheered and clapped. The guy moderating the talk got real flustered.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The audience cheered and clapped.

And that was the full sum of their efforts.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

She's a great author and person.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I couldn't get into the first book, but hearing that story will motivate me to give it another shot. Well at least put it back on the list.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it physically imposing to have body guards, inaccessible private residences, and having all law enforcement agencies specifically care about your wellbeing?

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (6 children)

We still outnumbered them, vastly. Let's say each one employs 100 body guards. That's still 303000 against 5.5 billion (adult population).

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Most of them are multi billionaires, their children will inherit their estates when they pass, and most have more than one child. Which means that, when they do pass, we'll actually have more billionaires than we do now.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Fucking hydras…

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

So we pass laws regarding inheritance.

Hey btw I really wanna meet a rich fella in DC

Heard he like playing golf, we could hang out sometime, maybe I can teach him a bit of hunting 😏

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but they can hire people at things like Wagner.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They can, but do they? The richest people I knew were proud of being cheap. Drove themselves around, went out of their way to pay less for a can of Coke, that kind of thing. None had private security, and at least two were worth nine figures.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Had a rich friend in college, think ~10s of millions?( ¿I am totally making up a number, I had no idea) But they took me to a party in a remote neighborhood that had an airport complete with multiple helipads. Or at least there were a half dozen on the side off the tarmac.

You don't know these people, they live in their own world's. There's a local chain of dealerships I've only heard whispers about the owner, he doesn't go out in town.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah that's it. They don't mingle with us poors. They generally don't need security because there's no way us poors can get where they are. And when they need security, they have it in bunches.

[–] Maltese_Liquor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You make it sound like they live on the moon. While there might be no easy "law abiding" way to get to them, this doesn't exactly sound like a law abiding conversation.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Exactly. I PROMISE the average reality for these folks is not what you imagine. I've seen it, too. But that $4,000/night beach resort was still just on the fucking beach, easy to access with like 3 minutes of walking. They still go out in public, they're not all being escorted by Secret Service. It almost feels like they've succeeded in convincing everyone they're untouchable when they're so not.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah actually the ones i've known were not in the US, where personnel is cheaper. They had drivers and nannies but no bodyguards that's true. "Problem" is we're in majority decent people who are not going to physically assault someone for being rich. I know I'm not gonna.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

The Societal Contract is still in place, and they're counting on it always being in effect. When the day comes that it hits its expiration date, they'll be the last to find out.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Guys. I didn't find Luigi here. Gotta keep looking.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There are literally 8 billion people on Earth, for context. That's roughly a 2,700,000:1 ratio.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Most pieces of shit people, like billionaires and shitty corporate idiots and corrupt politicians, know that most of the rest of the human race are decent. And that the decent people won't track them down and take revenge.
What the world needs right now are some only ever so slightly indecent people to step up, get the guillotines ready, and take out the scum bags.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Not too indecent though...

Picture of gallows outside white house Jan 6 2021

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

We need a national Cousin Eddie to step in.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

"I am that guy."

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

know that most of the rest of the human race are decent

The proportional amount of people who happily support these regimes, and/or don't care... I have doubts.

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

bullets are the beauty of the blistering sky.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just pretend it's the 1800s when a settler can come in and destroy the local inhabitants- it's called might makes right and now America grew. Just go in and take it. Manifest Destiny. Most of the maga crowd approved of the conquest and genocide./sarcasm

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

What a strange thing to think. They might not be physically imposing but they sure are in many other ways.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I think dealing arms, rigging elections and bribing politicians is imposing people, but what do I know.

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