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[–] vpol@feddit.uk 123 points 1 week ago (12 children)

And average IQ will increase. It’s a win-win situation.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 38 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Not the country you deport them to. Lol

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I assume most of them will have no citizenship in a second country for them to be accepted in.

A pragmatic solution would be to deport them out to sea.

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[–] vpol@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just find the country with even more stupid people.

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

Error 404: Country not found

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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are right and I get what you are saying but just for the record:

Of course it's not a person's IQ that determines if they are wanted or not <3

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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They seem to like Israel, maybe that would be a nice place for them ..

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Send them over to Russia please.

Straight to the front lines, where Ukrainian soldiers can put them out of everybody's misery.

[–] speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Fuck that shit. We don’t want your garbage. That country has already shit on us enough for generations.

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I second the suggestion to give them to Israel.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Exactly. So what are they gonna do then eh? What country is going to be flooded with their pedophiles? Fuck off. They have more people incarcerated than the rest of the world combined, maybe if they incarcerated pedophiles and powerful criminals instead of minorities and poor people the whole problem would be fixed. Their billionaires would be incarcerated, so maybe also take away their wealth and use it to create a social system so people in general will get a higher standard of living, reducing the need to turn to crime, increasing education giving people a better future, keeping people healthy and fit so they can keep working and provide for themselves.

But instead they pick on the people who do the dirty jobs they don't want to do while protecting the worst criminals (pedos) and filling the pockets of their wealthiest even more at the cost of the rest of its citizens. Citizens, many of which voted for this. A true dystopia.

So I totally agree with you.

~~Dear~~ US: Please, keep your shit inside your own borders, we're fucking done with you assholes, don't bother us with your problems.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The MAGA to Russia immigration pipeline was a thing for a while.

Maybe they'll take them?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We can deport them to Antarctica. Or the sun. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Antarctica is protected, it is inhabited by only scientists.

Why do you want to ruin Antarctica with selfish wasteful pieces of shit. Just dump them in the middle of the ocean so at least they can be useful (for a change) as fish food.

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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0

/s

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.

Nah, he'll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just read this to my mom, and said "MAGAs commit WAY more crime than immigrants," and she replied, "MAGAs commit way more crime than EVERYBODY."

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[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And you would have less pedophiles

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I've started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same for drunk driving if you took the keys from everyone in a Ram 2500, and the overlap is significant.

Don't forget CyberDumpsters.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am reasonably confident that you can explain Trump's 2020 election loss by way of the disproportionate number of COVID casualties and deaths in Red areas vs Blue areas.

Basically, if Trump/MAGA had actually responded to COVID sensibly, as sensibly as Blue areas did, on average, accounting for population density...

Trump would have actually won.

But so many MAGA voters died or were disabled from voting, by COVID, that they instead lost, and then further went nuts, and didn't believe it, and attempted an insurrection.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Trump won in '24 because of inflation. It's that simple. People hated the economy under Biden and walked to 'go back' to the Trump years when things were better.

And Harris didn't basically told voters the economy is great let's not change a thing... and most people who weren't die hard liberal/leftists were disgusted by that because they saw prices going up and their wages staying the same.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Prices going up and wages staying the same?

The same way it's been for more than a decade?

And this is the basis that people used to justify voting for Trump?

People really are fucking stupid, aren't they?

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bullshit. Trump won because he, Musk, and Putin rigged the election, then MAGA comedy act of Schmuck & Jeffries betrayed AMERICA, and let them get away with it, and EVERYBODY knows it.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Ok.

I was talking about 2020.

The one before the one you are talking about.

Also, most 'die hard leftists' were disgusted by Kamala's pro-Genocide stance... the Dems did basically everything they possibly could to obfuscate and deny and/or justify that, leftists were fucking furious about it.

And a pretty good deal of actual leftists were saying 'all these economic numbers that politicians and the media are touting are bullshit, they're incomplete, they are not reflective of reality'.

And well now we have all the job revisions and yep that was correct, I think the BLS has now 'un addded' something like 2-3 million jobs between 2022 and present.

You're conflating liberals and leftists, which betrays that you have no idea what a leftist is.

Its liberals that fall in line with standard corporate Dem talking points.

Leftists tend to challenge and critique them.

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[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What does "statistically" mean to you?

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[–] trashboat@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My gut says this is very likely true but is there a verified stat that backs this up?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Yes.

https://www.visaverge.com/legal/crime-rates-lower-among-undocumented-immigrants-than-us-natives/

Evidence shows both undocumented and legal immigrants in the U.S. consistently have much lower crime and incarceration rates than natives across crime categories. This trend challenges popular beliefs and highlights the importance of accurate data for fair immigration and criminal justice policies, emphasizing immigrant contributions to safety.

So, its literally true that if you deported all native born citizens and left only immigrants, the crime rate would go down.

Thus, if you deport a subset of native born citizens, the same still applies.

So this also means that mass deporting all immigrants, regardless of their actual criminal record... well that would necessarily increase the crime rate overall.

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[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

Put cecot to good use. I’ve been calling for their deportation for a while now.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Please don't send your worst.

Not only would we get lower crime we’d get better food and beer

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