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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

'don't like the weather, wait an hour.', every state i've been to.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Florida literally has a monsoon season where it goes from sunny to pouring to sunny around the same time every day for like 4 months.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If desperately needs to enter the monsoon season as well

There is an exceptional drought occurring

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

You got at least a month before irregular rains, and 2 months before the wet season actually starts.

What are the estuaryies looking like?

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

You missed Idaho, Wyoming, Nebraska, and South Dakota

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

In my state, it was 70° last week; now it is 28°.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Would you happen to be somewhere near east Tennessee/north Carolina? Same exact thing happened here

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Are the people in your city also famous for crashing cars into buildings at an alarming rate?

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 24 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Hey, the drivers in my state are fine. It's the drivers in the neighboring state that are all reckless idiots who don't know to drive.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Do you live in PA DE VA or WVA by chance

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I knew it , I'm in the state that causes all the havoc!

Every day I start the car I gotta slap my face and look in the mirror and pump myself up

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If it makes you feel better, I think you guys are a better state in almost every other way but driving 😂

edit: Genuinely y'all might have the best state flag in the nation, and that's coming from a Virginian and our flag is pretty fucking great

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Nah drivers in my state don't know how to drive either

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Just looked it up and apparently my state actually has a remarkably low rate of traffic deaths, so apparently we're actually pretty good drivers

[–] CidVicious@piefed.zip 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Living at altitude, this is actually true. Very low atmospheric buffering. Temperature swings of 40 degrees within a few hours.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 4 points 10 hours ago

Yeah in Colorado it can be 60 degrees and sunny and snowing in the same day

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 40 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously Colorado though:

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 10 points 12 hours ago

Yea Colorado is peak "four seasons in one day" territory sometimes

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 26 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

"If you don't like the weather in [insert location] wait five minutes"

I used to naively believe this was actually unique to Newfoundland. Recently learned that it's a saying everywhere and everyone acts like it's unique to where they live

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

I have heard this almost exclusively for Florida and not any of the surrounding states. Or really I have never heard it about any other states on the Eastern seaboard.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, Florida's gone from bright, clear, and sunny to "holy fuck, did we forget about a hurricane hitting land?" In the time it's taken me to go to the bathroom.

Not use the bathroom. Just getting there.

When I lived in Daytona Beach you could count on the 3PM rainstorm.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's not, though. People from LA will say the exact opposite.

That saying pops up anywhere where there's a large range of weather. Which is most places, but not everywhere.

[–] sydd@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What do people in LA say then? "Well if you don't like the weather... Get used to it?"

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Its really hard to not like the weather in LA

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever heard this in Ontario

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Down by the lake you would.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 47 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody in California ever said that shit.

Having rain 3 days a year isn't bipolar weather

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[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 102 points 19 hours ago (11 children)

SoCal here. Nope, weather is consistently great. Also, Arizona's drivers are much worse.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

I was going to say everywhere but San Diego. I would describe the weather there as room temperature.

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[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No one in the southwest say this lol

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

In monsoon season it's absolutely 'the forecast cannot help you. It might rain here, it might rain 50 yards away'

But they would be correct about having the worst drivers

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No Californian would say that. The weather is stable and nice 9 months of the year and cloudy and nice the sun the other 3.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (11 children)

Per my experience, Oklahoma has the dumbest drivers, Texas and California are tied for the most aggressive drivers (but simultaneously skilled just enough to not cause mass genocide), and Virginia has the worst road layout.

There's a lot of different flavors of shit.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

I used to be a trucker. Drive everything east of the Mississippi.

Indiana has the dumbest drivers. Never have I been to a state with a lower average i.q. Idk, it might be an environmental thing, like in the water, or too many generations of cousin fucking. But something ain't right there. They make poor choices and have a lack of self preservation.

New england the rudest, but they're at least predictable. When they do something rude and reckless its always in pursuit of a goal. E.g. making the next exit, turn, lane ect.

The south has the most lackadaisical drivers. They just don't give a fuck. They're doing what they're doing and that's that.

The Midwest has the nicest most considerate drivers, and as a result traffic jams are far fewer, everything just flows smoother.

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[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 39 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well, guess it's nice to know I'm not giving away my location when I complain.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

I worked for a dollar branded store they would monitor the companies Reddit for employees that were being saying something bad.

They’d look thru the account for pictures of the store layout or anything identifiable. Like the weather on certain days were specifically helpful yes.

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[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, when I say this I'm referring to when my temperature goes from (in fahrenheit) -5, to almost 50, to 10 degrees in only 4 days. Got rain one day and snow the next.

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[–] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

In central Indiana it was 70 with tornados and then 20 and snowing two day later.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago

The real issue is being temperate enough to freeze, but not cold enough regularly to have good road maintenance or drivers experienced with ice/snow.

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