this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2026
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[–] Linearity@piefed.zip 53 points 4 days ago
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

Damn, violet hitting us with the lvl2 kink

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Everyone who thinks this is weird is wrong. Every woman I’ve been in a relationship with loves the smell of my pits unless they’re really stinky. Often I’ll think I’m too smelly but it’s like catnip to them.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but you're not supposed to say it.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

True, we don’t want to encourage single men not to bathe.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

“Hands in the air” as soon as my partner comes home

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does he ask the same of you or is it a one way situation?

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is he like my father? When he raises his arms, it smells of death 2 metres away... And you have to run to another room for air?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

People usually prefer a slight smell tho i sniff female armpits so there might be a difference influenced by genders here.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is my wife after getting a wiff. She is really not into my armpit smell.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same, although my BO can defeat 72h deodorant in under 6h.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 3 days ago

New summer Olympic event.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Same with my wife

But I can get smelly enough that I find it unpleasant in a couple hours XD

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that tube going to an oxygen canister or another armpit?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Shouldn't this be on the fence memes comm? No complaints tho

[–] IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Nah, shiposting is now hornyposting. One day a poster will come with a kink for shit and we'll come full circle.