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Every fat person on earth already knows that too much food makes you fat.
Yet somehow, even armed with this knowledge, we're all fat.
Curious.
They should invent food that has 0 calories to eat when you're bored instead of hungry.
Celery is probably the best we got and it kinda sucks and I think maybe I'd rather die.
It's nice and crunchy and refreshing in the summer. Except to make it taste like something, I usually fill the crack with peanutbutter and raisins, so it also has calories. 😮💨
Celery is excellent to increase the volume an texture of any stew.
I would also argue it's an essential component of a Bloody Mary.
I do the same. Putting the most calorie dense food on the least. It's just an edible spoon at that point.
Nature has even given us food with -ive calories.
Just eat those.
But of course, they are not particularly tasty.
Then there is 0 calorie industrial stuff that will cause you cancer.
Nature has even given us food with -ive calories.
You mean water held together by fibre?
Hehe.
Yeah that kind of stuff.
Lost 100 pounds going vegan. 10 years later lost another 15 pounds adopting running as a passion. Ten years later gained 15 pounds becoming a weight lifter. Ten more years after that I weight 185 pounds, body fat 12-15% , feel strong look great. Now I added triathlons to my routine.
It's both nutrition and staying active. We're such lazy animals that we have to fight our impulse to sit still and eat silly .... Who knew that the key is having a healthy, active lifestyle...
I've got that fun bit of autism where I can just will myself to not be hungry. Can only do it so often before my instincts put a stop to that by making me ravenous for like 2 days straight though. Probably shouldn't be doing it for days at a time now that I think about it.
Same lol, but I’m still sorta fat because the food I and family members make is actually SCRUMPTIOUS that I can’t avoid it, but when I want to or feel like it, I can just go like a whole day without eating. The downside is that I constantly forget to drink water because I have zero clue when I’m absolutely parched
I understand the burger bit but who eats a human hand? That's just gross
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old...
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?


no reason to ai pennyworth over ronald. mr McDonald has a vastly greater kill count.
edit: pennywise
I blame dopamine
WITHDRAW CONSENT (projectile vomits)
This but unironically. It's a way more efficient way to lose weight than exercise. And it doesn't come with the Ozempic side effects
It can definitely have side effects. Psychological (eating disorders, debilitating feeling of hunger) and physical (unbalanced diet, or fatigue because the body gets in the "oh fuck must conserve energy" mode).
There is no one size fits all solution. A random 50 year old IT worker with a sedentary lifestyle and a Big Mac diet does not need the same help as a physically active 25 year old with severe hormonal imbalances. Using Ozempic is bad in the former case, but so is shaming the latter person for relying on it.
True, it doesn’t have the side effect of continuous hunger, feeling deprived, constant cravings, until you explode with binge eating. That would never happen
I've actually tried fasting for fun and it doesn't really cause binge eating, as long as you do it right.
But then again, my regular diet does not contain stuff from industrial fast food chains.
I lost 35kg within 8 months by going hardcore on controlling my diet. I did have to eat more once I started exercising, which I needed to because all the muscle was melting away right along the fat. It definitely works, but I did "fall off the wagon" once I stopped counting the calories. Now I'm trying to find that long term balance of sport and diet I can maintain in the long run.
Yeah moving doesn't seem to lose weight (unless you're very overweight). It's very good for you, but muscle isn't lighter than fat. At some point I went from not running to running half marathons and I went from like 86 to 82 kg average, but that only really happened after I also changed my diet. Currently I stopped running temporarily because of some health reasons and I haven't really gained much weight either, I just feel weaker.
It's a lot easier to remove 200 calories from your diet than burning 200 calories more.
Intermittent fasting/OMAD and light exercise (walking, a bit of cycling) is in my opinion a way easier to drop massive amounts of weight in a short time. Light exercise keeps your body healthy while operating at a caloric defecit
Just don't get OMAD mixed up with GOMAD.
Might be effective weight loss if you are lactose intolerant. XD
That sounds like a bad time all around lol
Not only I consent, but I actually want it to happen. That's the issue.
This is a joke but I lost 20 pounds so far just by eating half as much as I normally would.
Reminder to readers thay there is a stark difference between "cutting back" and starving yourself.
Smaller portions and less calorie-dense options make a huge difference over time.
Also, fruits are better than fruit-juice, unless you really need those quick calories.
That’s the way it works, you’re no joke homie
I mean......yes?
I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but, I don't get the joke. This is literally how weight loss works.
Eat less.
Eat healthier.
Exercise.
Weight loss is hard because it's hard to stick to it. But the concepts aren't complicated. Caleries in minus caleries burned equals caleries stored as fat.
Less caleries means less unburned caleries means less fat.
As most things about the human body, it actually is more complicated. Caloric restriction also causes biological responses in our bodies, influencing hormones such as ghrelin and leptin which physiologically alter hunger and satiety. Some people can even be resistant to leptin for example, meaning that they struggle with a lack of satiety. Our bodies have also been shown to reduce their energy requirements by about 200 calories per day when intake is restricted.
So even if we disregard the problems the claim it's just a matter of willpower, there are other, biological things to consider.
All this to say, it is undoubtedly good to have more fiber, around 1.2-1.6g protein per kg of bodyweight, 120minutes of excercise a week and strength training, or just whatever we can implement into our routines.
Oh, and one more thing, fatness isn't a ubiquitous measure of healthiness or virtue, and thinness isn't either. We have to challenge our assumptions and biases, a lot of which come from our cultures and media.
Oh, and one more thing, fatness isn't a ubiquitous measure of healthiness or virtue, and thinness isn't either. We have to challenge our assumptions and biases, a lot of which come from our cultures and media.
It kinda is... obesity is not healthy. Period. It's bad for your joints, your organs, it's a driver for cancers and other illnesses. The HAES movement is partially to blame for this massive spike in obesity we're seeing. All of those links you post, are not causing the majority of people to be obese. The epidemic is not something that happened in the past, it's quite recent.
Oh, and one more thing, fatness isn't a ubiquitous measure of healthiness or virtue, and thinness isn't either. We have to challenge our assumptions and biases, a lot of which come from our cultures and media.
I've discovered this more and more playing pickleball, of all things. People who "look" out of shape have handed my ass to me, MANY times, because their knowledge, range of motion, and discipline have gotten them to where they were, without being traditionally "skinny".
If anything I've learned not to discount "older" players, because they hold up with me, sometimes 20 years younger, fantastically. I hope to have the same drive in the future.
this "common knowledge" "weight loss" stuff typically neglects how dieting will affect ur caloric rate. if u just starve urself, ur muscles will grow smaller and u will need fewer calories to maintain ur normal functioning body, meaning u need to eat even less again to not put on fat. but if u train ur muscles directly, they will beg for more calories so they can grow, and the calories needed to maintain them will also increase.
for anyone interested, i suggest reading a physical education by casey johnston.
U cud jst cut bak n the no of ltrs u use 2 rite wiv
Y use mny ltrs wen few ltrs do trik?