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"If you've taught us anything, it's that the people crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."
Then there are the other ones, the logistics gurus who roll over at the slightest hint that an authoritarian president might come gunning for them.
Fuck you, Tim.
The same Tim Apple that showed up in person to grovel and give gold to the supream leader?
Ah, nothing says rebellion like making products so locked down you can only use in specific prescribed ways.
Apple users being the misfits is the most suburban punk comment this year
It was always a marketing gimmick, a cynical opportunistic fabrication developed by ad men using the language of the civil rights era to sell consumer electronics, using the profits to shamelessly supply capital to those who work to undo the gains won by the movements they exploit.
The misfits in question: you wanna take on "The Man" but your mom says you have to be back inside by 5:30 so you can go get a pair of JNCO jeans at the mall.
Punk as in enriching the other player in the duopoly lol
Yeah, it doesn't really fly in 2026
Peter Theil is pretty fuckin crazy.
I actually don't want crazy mfs sculpting the world.
Nothing says 'think different' like reusing a thirty year old slogan for when your company was an underdog, instead of the evil corporation you once sought to destroy.
I don't think they've been an underdog since the original Apple I in 1976. Shit, from the 40 year old magazine ads and Computer Chronicles episodes I've seen, they've always been overpriced in the consumer market.
They always were overpriced, but hardware quality was superior. If you opened a 90's pc or a Mac, there was a significant difference in finish.
But mid nineties apple nearly went under. The Microsoft deal and Jobs coming back really turned things around.
im 13 amd this is deep
Pls dont dox me like this
For those that don’t know, that’s a very famous Steve Jobs quote. Tim Apple is just repeating it
Not even really a "Steve Jobs" quote, it was by a bunch of people in Apple's marketing department for the "think different" ad campaign.
no it's just my comment
I don't care how rich he is that is a shitty signature
There's an unregulated part of my brain that wants to believe that he wrote this to Mango Musolini and wanted plausible deniability and wrote
Here's to you Tiny Cock
Hahaha what a load of crap. Apple has never, and will never be the misfits. It's for the fucking high-class "I-can't-walk-outside-the-company-with-this"-type of people.
Who the hell is Oin Coolc? 🤨
Mos Eisley bartender.
Don’t you mean Jir Cloic?
Ha, square hole.
Holy em-dashes, Batman!
I'm an enjoyer of em dashes, myself (before AI 😢) but that is far too many
Slop right?
Under Tim Cook, Apple joined the Navy.
Under Tim Cook — Apple built — as far as the rumours go — notwithstanding any open NDAs — multiple models of a self driving car — only to never release them.
nice, april 1st
