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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Beep@lemmus.org to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 

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[–] morto@piefed.social 113 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If a therapist comes with that two wolves thing, they deserve it

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

fr, who's your therapist? Andrew Tate?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Feeling better about your life because you're not that guy

Don't be rude. I post those meme too. But it's like some ducks or something.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Dated a therapist for a while who had a large two wolves tattoo on her upper leg.

Ah the memories, such a hot chick.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The first time I heard the "two wolves" thing, circa 2004, it blew my mind, so profound & thought-provoking.

Now it would feel condescending if a therapist threw it at me.

Why are we humans so grumpy & mercurial?

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 39 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure my therapist would be trying to find a way to make the metaphor adaptive and helpful, trying to work with how I think about things lol

Hes a good therapist :)

[–] PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 47 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I fail to see the problem here.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Are you sure you aren't the problem?

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Inside you there are two problems

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but at the risk of creating a whole new problem.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You saying his problems are hetero? I mean, that tracks.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Nah one's an alpha and the other's an omega. Unless you've got some beta ass problems, in which case you better hope those aren't hetero problems.

They did, and now there's soon a baby problem, then one of the big problems has to nurse it and the other has to get another job to pay for the hospital.

Next time let the problems have a platonic relationship!

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Rookie number.

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[–] U@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

The therapist is perhaps tired of hearing the same story development as the girl always ends up with raunchy animal fantasies.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You like seeing animal penis too?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Human penis is boring when you see one every single day. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As opposed to plant penises?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I like eating fungus genitals…

[–] joan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Session is over? Good, I can resume my yaoi.

[–] python@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Youtube has recently been recommending this ancient yaoi artifact. I just think anyone nostalgic for old yaoi culture needs to see it.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

The lady with the pen is actually the patient, who had delusions of being a doctor. She has been cured.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Can I just say that I am absolutely loving this era of Adam's artistic career.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Therapist wasn't prepared for that turn of events.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago

I’m sorry ma’am, but this session has only just begun.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's the problem with wolves being fun?

[–] voldage@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

What do you mean by problem? The session is over. They're healed.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There’s a Venn diagram between marines, furries, and rappers. They all tend to bark during songs.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

X gonna give it to ya!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yaoi is a new word to me. The Internet never fails to innovate.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Japanese term for male hay porn.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

There's hay porn now?! I'm done with this degeneracy, that was the last straw!

[–] TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nothing for me then. I'm personally much more into male straw porn.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I hace big hands ok?

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

It exists since a long time. I knew it in the early 2010s.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago

Sorry, I'm old and kinda slow.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When did the long time happen in the 2010s?

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Making a link between innovation on the internet and yaoi being a new word to someone seems to convey that the word must have appeared a few years ago. Being at least as old as the early 2010s, and probably much older, I didn't check, makes it a long time ago by comparison.

[–] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That escalated from therapy to wedding planning real quick 😭

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
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