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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

For all the circlejerk, smallpox vaccines used to leave very large scar. As if someone put out a sigarette on your shoulder. Newer versions of it no longer do this, but the older versions scar could get very ugly.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My mother has one; a little spot on her arm where her skin just, kind of wrinkles inward a little. It doesn't stand proud like a wound that scabbed over, it's sunken in.

I'm a millennial, I'm not vaccinated against smallpox, it was certified eradicated 5 years before I was born.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 59 minutes ago (2 children)

I know someone whose scar looks more like this

Genuinely thought someone branded them with a cig.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 4 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

What the hell is that what it is? My mom has one too and I never realised that it's a vaccine scar

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 44 minutes ago

Yep that is the old vaccine. It is still used in some poorer parts of the world as well.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 44 minutes ago

Yeah that's exactly it. I've never seen one of those...fresh. I think they stopped using that kind of vaccine before I was born, again I never got vaccinated against smallpox, joys of being born in the 80's. Was it an open sore? Or did it just...sink in?

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 32 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

You know, looking at that little scarring in the context of the vaccine, I'm reminded that I heard that there's this famous idea that milk maids are historically seen as the very definition of pretty, and that the idea stems from the fact that they tended to get cowpox, which protected them from smallpox.

So, basically, before smallpox vaccines, the typical woman was so badly scarred somewhere visible like her face by smallpox that a woman who simply didn't have those scars would be considered extremely pretty.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Eight maids a-milking

Seven swans a-swimming

Six geese a-laying

Five golden rings

Four calling birds

Three french hens

Two turtle doves

and a partridge in a pear tree

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Reminder to older millenials and genx: vaccinationa age out and measels can reset your immune system so talk to your gp and get yourself an mmr booster. If you're in Australia it's free at a vaccinating chemist if you don't have the third shot on your record.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I clutched my pearls in distress

Fucking barbaric stuff. That ugly deformed MF won't be getting anyone with a decent dowry.

Good luck trying to go to the beach without making children cry.

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 111 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

At least its only a mild case of death

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 7 points 2 hours ago

We don't have the AutoPay results yet. It might not even be death they dies from. Don't jump to conclusions. We need more research and more time. These vaccines have been rushed with not enough testing on the billions of tret subjects.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 29 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 points 1 hour ago

You're not fooling anyone, y'know

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

They never complained

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 65 points 4 hours ago

"mild cases of death"

God I hate that I laughed at that.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I started screaming in pure fear. Everyone else was giving me concerned looks and were saying things like “what’s going on?” and “are you okay sir?”. The fear I felt seeing this horrible image gave me heart palpitations, forcing me drop my phone. Now there’s an entire bus of terrified people screaming in terror from this one image. Even the bus driver saw a single pixel of the image from the mirror causing so much terror that he swerved the bus straight into an orphanage. So many poor children were injured in the crash, but was worse: many of them saw the image. This is all your fault. Dozens of poor orphan children have been forever and irrecoverably traumatized because of your ignorance to put a nsfw tag on this.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 hours ago

Jezus! Can you tag the nsfw box, please? This is horrifying. Glad I didn't put my kids through that.

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago

Oh I got one of these!

Btw anyone knows when we will finally get 5G on it? Or is it just mine which didn't receive its update?

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that ye olde smallpox jab?

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Not sure.  The two childhood TB jabs I had when I came back from Doha scarred me a bit like this but lower down the forearm.  The second one being a bit pussy. (Pus, pusy, pussi)  a bit infected 

Didn’t need the school ones when it came to testing in high school for obvious reasons.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

that just make some think of chicken pox scars tbh..

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I have one on my nose! The horror!

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 hours ago

Ow my freaking eyes!

The gory reality big needle wants you to ignore!

[–] madjo@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago

Looks awful! Did they amputate that poor kid's arm?

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I hate that the American rights brain death spread so hard across the world.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You are not wrong, but I also want to say that the antivax movement started in the UK with Andrew Wakefield. Then US made it way more widespread.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 2 points 12 minutes ago

and he started with "you shouldn't combine vaccines, instead buy my relative's single vaccines!"

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 8 points 3 hours ago

Fascism is an international movement. Corporations have always favoured fascism because of the potential for insane short term profit and almost complete capture of the state. Now that corporations are in control of all of the average persons communications, they're easy prey for disinformation and propaganda.

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

We should all listen to Prof Hoakes he knows the real truth about vaccines.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

my dad has one that looks like a whale lmfao

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The almost died. Good thing they got the vaccine.