I'd argue that Trump being hit by a missile attack would IMPROVE the USA national security.
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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Fuck that. President starts a war that results in missiles falling on DC he can go down with the ship.
Add the cost of ripping it up to the cost of restoring the white house for the next admin. Start with restoring the rose garden and getting the vegas decorations out.
Take it out of his fortune. Triple damages.
And that's just for starters. He's going to pay to rebuild Iran out of his own pocket.
And compensate the Epstein victims and/or their families (whichever applies).
Although he can share the bill with other Epstein collaborators and clients on that one. Nationalise their entire estate - or whatever similar procedure would make sense here.
The Trump-Epstein Scrotum of Terra-Interred Security, or TESTIS.
you guys are trying to protect them?
He's trying to protect himself, family and staff optional.
I am seriously not the least bit concerned.
Leave it a fucking hole in the ground.
He should move into the hole.
I’d rather he get a burial at sea.
Nah, Im not worried about missiles at all. Do it ... I dare you.
You show the world how tough you are Donald. You're too manly to hide behind armor.
We could have a referendum on how important it is to taxpayers to protect Trump from missiles. Maybe a simultaneous one for shooting one at him.
The other option was for Him to stop being a douche but that is not possible
Genetically impossible to do.
There was already a bunker under the East Wing. If Trump chose to bulldoze it, that’s his own doing.
Yeah sounds like this is the perfect time for a missile attack. God damn he’s stupid
Don’t shoot the enemy when they’re beating themselves.
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Look, there's got to be a rational explanation for this. Have you considered the old East Wing bunker might have just been haunted as all fuck? Who knows what horrible atrocities past presidents committed down in that dungeon! Who knows how many hookers Nixon tortured to death down there. How many old captured Nazis did Eisenhower personally flay alive in that basement? How many girls did Clinton simply have disappeared down there? That placed was probably cursed long before Trump got there. The only way to get the bad juju out was to completely tear it down to bare soil. It's no good as a defense bunker if you get torn apart by ghosts when you try to seek shelter there!
"I can't be expected to live in this glass house. Not after all these rocks I've been throwing."
Maybe we could reshape the ballroom to look like a bone spur?
It won't even be started before Trump pops his clogs.
As if we needed any further confirmation that the bunker beneath it was the actually important part of the project.
(Can we please ensure that the bunker is stocked with at least one Luger pistol? For tradition's sake.)
Hitler shot himself with a Walther PPK
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Well how else will he wine and dine the new Iranian leaders?
well, now, I've never been more against it
Includes an EMP proof bar and a leaded shielded VIP room.
I think they ate the lead.
Will this $600m ballroom be finished before the end of president?
The 1.6 billion ballroom will probably not be finished, but the money is somehow gone.
I dunno, 2.2 billion for a ballroom seems like a great deal.
Yeah, almost a steal at 3.6 billion. I can’t believe they got such a good deal. They’re practically saving trillions.
I’m sure the Trump family are comfortably provided for, somewhere in that $4.1B
You've got to spend a trillion to save a trillion, so they say.
No,the 800 million dollar facility won't be finished in time for that
Sounds like quite the waste of money then.
Imagine being the poor bastards stuck in there with him. The smell alone ... !
Where air goes in so can poisonous gases, so you may be able to hide but any enemy could still Moscow Theatre siege your ass
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