this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This company has treated you well if the toilet paper quality is any indication.

But as with everything on the internet, the veracity and heterosexuality of this is foto is disputed.

[–] homes@piefed.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

and heterosexuality

it's not gay to wipe you ass with better-than-sandpaper tp

and when you get to your 40s, you'll be glad you upgraded to 3-ply

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Sir this is a ~~Wendy’s~~ shitpost

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Ah, the old SOHIO 220 grit.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 week ago

They're making the "fake and gay" 4chan reference.

When I left one of my prior jobs I wrote up several very cathartic resignation letters... it was good to get it out of my system before doing a proper and professional resignation letter. I'm glad I did because the tech community in this area is very tight and you end up bumping into a lot of the same people over the years.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I left with an email: "I won't be coming back" That was the last thing I ever said to them.

I knew they had to send me my last paycheck by law.

They tried for weeks to get me to come in for an "exit interview". We all know what that is. They even withheld my bonus check I was owed, which was only about $300. Fuck 'em.

[–] ReedReads@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait. What is an exit interview other than a c.y.a. for the company?

[–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It can be a few different things. Sometimes it’s just a final “fuck you” from your boss, but sometimes it could be an opportunity for the company to deny your bonus, or even to lay on some legal liabilities. It can depend on a few things in your employment contract, if you have one, or even the laws in state in which you happen to be employed.

Edit: grammar

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But how many opportunities to quit do you get in life? Might as well go out with some style. Uh ... that is 3-ply, isn't it?

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Until I saw the bottom I thought the top perforations followed a curve, which was unexpectedly very exciting.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

This person has nice handwriting

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

For extra not give a fuck, just send this image in an email and walk out

[–] henfredemars 3 points 1 week ago

Thank you for not making this a literal shit post. It could easily have gone that way.