If I'm pirating pizza it sure won't be dominos.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2026
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Eh I can't complain for the price of it and they are the only ones in town with alfredo sauce as an option
Please tell me they actually posted this? 😂
It’s in their FB official account too.
Cool!
Y’all are upvoting a corporate ad. In a piracy community of all places…
Something wrong with that? Are you doing damage control for Sony?
In what world is being anti-advertising “doing damage control for Sony”? Wat
it must be hard coming up with defenses that make no sense
Of the worst pizzas ever. Just another American junk food franchise who wants to score some points with gamers. Fuck them.
Let them fight.
Also, would improve dominos by a lot.
They're not fighting, though. Domino's doesn't give a fuck, this is just an opportunity for then to improve their short-term PR. In no way does this affect Sony.
Well, there are some places you can't really order anything else, and this would improve dominos quite a lot.
In this case it would be an improvement. I can imagine good pizza.
Dominoes isn’t that bad, as far as takeout goes. It’s borderline tolerable, like every other chain. I taste no appreciable difference between the brands, until homemade or proper restaurants enter the mix
I taste no appreciable difference between the brands,
Either you don't have any taste buds, or you don't order pizza that often. A statement like this is like saying "I taste no appreciable difference between Coke and Pepsi".
- Papa Johns' has an almost-sugary pizza sauce that I don't like that much. I also prefer pan pizza, but their default is that floppy NY pizza style. I consider them one of my least favorite option. Fucking Yum can't manage any of their brands.
- Domino's used to suck about 15-20 years ago, but they have improved in every way now. Typically my go-to delivery, for a major chain brand.
- Pizza Hut is still pretty good for pan pizza, but some think is greaser than others. They tend to use a lot of cheese, which is fine by me.
- Little Caesars, absolute fucking garbage. I'd rather heat up a cheap pizza at home.
- Cicis, barely above Little Caesars, about the same quality as Chuck E. Cheese or Mr. Gattis
- Jet's Pizza, really really good pan pizza, a bit more expensive, but better than old standards like Domino's or Pizza Hut.
- Mellow Mushroom, Old Chicago, Blaze Pizza, all S-tier pizza restaurants, though they don't deliver. Making your own pizza with Blaze just makes it the top pick out of all of these.
I think Little Caesars is a different category of takeout pizza. It's hot - and it's ready. And it supports a company with a business model and mindset that are more than just decent.
Little Caesars is closer to a frozen pizza experience, but at least they are priced to match.
And, again, good morals. That matters to me in a company, honestly.
To describe the ones you’ve listed, each and every one up until jet’s is nutrition. Something to avoid dying. I know there is a difference between them, but it is so minimal that I can’t care enough to subdivide between different forms of human fuel.
I can’t say I’ve ever had anything past jet’s so I won’t opine there. If they’re slightly pricier, have fresher dough, and appreciably higher quality ingredients, i’d probably agree. But I make my own pizza and sauce and sometimes topping, so it seems unlikely for me to try them and offer anything concrete
Cicis, barely above Little Caesars, about the same quality as Chuck E. Cheese or Mr. Gattis
Aw, man... But back in the day when it was all you can eat for $5? Those were the days. Didn't matter that it wasn't the best -- it was alright, and you could have as much as you wanted. Walk out of there wondering how you managed to eat the equivalent of 6 entire large pizzas in one sitting... (Not counting crusts, of course. Why would you bother eating the crust when you can just grab 5 more fresh slices?)
finally, someone else that hates Papa Johns sauce. Their garlic dip is on point from what I remember, but Jesus fuck their tomato sauce ruins everything it touches. Tomato sauce should be many things on pizza -- savory, salty, maybe slightly spiced, hell even just fucking bland and flavorless would be an improvement but not fucking sweet.
Sorry, it's just all garbage compared to a small greek or italian place, I don't even consider any of them a proper option in the first place.
It may be different in your country, but in mine there are takeout pizzas that aren't a chain, and 95% of the time they are better.
until homemade or proper restaurants enter the mix
That’s what I’m saying
I heavy disagree with tasting no difference. I love Dominos pizza vs the other pizzas available. Sucks that they don't do stuffed crust but, the price compared to others and the lesser oil used I love.
I buy a pamseaon sauce pizza or BBQ and bacon/ham pizza every few months through them.
It’s human food. I would eat it, like most things, to provide material for my body. I’d enjoy a pizza from a slightly more upscale place, but I’m not offended by dominoes.
Domino's just introduced stuffed crust here recently, it's fairly cromulent. It's not the best I've ever had, but it does beat Little Caesars and Pizza Hut's stuffed crust options for me.
I saw that, I never buy a medium pizza though but I have been tempted.
If I could pirate food I would be dead within a month from cheesy poof etc overdose.
I know its April fools but the idea of having to buy then download a pizza code, to give to your pizza printer oven, that needed over-priced printer cartridges, that you couldnt refill with your own pizza sauce or cheese, does at least sound real.
Like realistically those dumb kuregs are not too far off from that. We could just add the internet to these things and charge your more for the things you already bought. Maybe each kuregg pod comes with a vanilla burst mode that can only be accessed if you have a subscription model, or pay 50 cents via the app on each cup of coffee.
These fast food companies are going to have to retire soon the way they are going. It cost more to go to McDonalds then going to a real sit down restaurant. And you get less food. Half the fast food places don't even open up their sit down stores past 6pm anyways. you have to drive through or order from a shitty delivery app. At some point they are not going to have store locations and its just going to be selling their licensed food products to grocery stores or ghost kitchens. I could see fast food chains try to make fun novelty products like a counter top mc flurry machine, or the coca cola soda stream that tries to deliver you monthly syrup bags, or soft serve mix that used to go directly to McDonalds stores. Some bullshit with a touch screen and internet with promo codes and ads that always display to you.
Great news for my cholesterol
I won't believe this is real until I see an AI-generated version of myself eating their digital pizza.
They eyeing making ordering through digital apps only and not through the physical locations, though?
They have become a full tech company now.
Pizza coin coming soon!
This is what we get.
Meanwhile, we were promised this:
i definitely would
I already have.
oh no! How will i get my crappy, disgusting pizzas now!?