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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

TLDR;

For a few days, Chris Swonger saw some light at the end of the tunnel.

The head of the association representing U.S. distillers was optimistic a trade deal with Canada was at hand in mid-August, and that American liquor, wine and beer would soon be back on the shelves at the LCBO and other provincial monopolies.

…was this the whole article?

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol good I hope the American economy crumbles we deserve it

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Have you seen the price of things? It's definitely showing cracks

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those MAGA dumbshits voted for it, zero sympathy. Carry on Canada, the new North American beacon.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Quite, the first 2016 term had some similar things so dropping liquor sales isn't a unexpected event.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This on top of younger generations not drinking nearly as much.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When a few beers cost as much as a 12 pack and a DUI can completely derail your life, I don't blame them.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I mean... a DUI should derail one's life, otherwise it could ruins someone else's life.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My point being grandpa would be forced to pour out his car beer before spending the night in the drunk tank, receiving a small fine without even missing work. The punishments today are harsh and life-altering. They're so successful as a deterrent that many young people just don't even see the point in drinking at all, hence the reduced drinking in gen Z.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

thats why they are trying to legislate weed and ozempic. both of these reduce alcohol consumption.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Never doubt business will hurt ppl to stay alive.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Aww boo hoo 🎻

Doesn't hurt me at all. Sounds like they are having the day they voted for.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Look! The Republicans in absolute tyrannical power are making America great again!

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Trade agreements mean shit because even with lower prices, I'll never buy anything made in the USA.

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] myyass@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I still buy Canadian goods. Don't care, worth it. Besides I'm less likely to get food poisoning. Win WIn

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I should start a store here stateside that only sells Canadian goods. Food mostly, for safety

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I would totally shop there. At least I know I won't die.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 121 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The majority of these distilleries are in red states. They voted for Trump and this is what they get.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 68 points 2 days ago

Tariffs aren't just Trump's obsession, they're a core part of Project 2025's economic plan, so any R president/congress is going to keep throwing up tariffs.

Of course, tariffs aren't actually helping American workers, because they're effectively a hidden sales tax, while the R's block labor reforms, such as increasing mimumum wage, destroying unions, etc. as they have done for decades.

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skill issue

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

good, alchohol is bad for us and its use should decline.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 63 points 2 days ago

Enjoy what you voted for.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was the Canadian market that important for American liquor that our boycott busted them? Or were there other countries that also boycotted their alcohol?

[–] villasv@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was the Canadian market that important for American liquor that our boycott busted them?

Yeah, it has been pretty damaging, but great for our local industry

[–] ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

Before I quit drinking (for now) I noticed they put on Canadian liquors that I never heard of before and they were great.

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well maybe instead of complaining about Canadians not buying, they should be doing something to get rid of the menace in their whitehouse. But of course it's much easier to just blame Canada.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

With the number of companies that Trump is hurting, you'd think the CEOs would be putting some serious pressure on the politicians that their donations were intended to control.

I guess we have to boycott even harder.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

If conservatives/regressives weren't blaming other people for their problems, they wouldn't be conservatives anymore.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sucks to be them.

I swapped to tequila. Healthier choice anyway.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As an American im going to try my best to only buy Canadian

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

omg that's Canadian?! fuck yes.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At least that's what the import company claims! If a real Canadian can correct me, please feel free

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

Crown Royal is brewed, distilled, and barrel aged in Gimli Manitoba.

Recently the company moved bottling for the US market to the US, but bottling for the Canadian market remains in Canada.

[–] JC1@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

No need to correcr you as it is! 😊 https://www.crownroyal.com/story/our-home

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