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And if they do, some of us will take national tours for the express purpose of pissing on every one of them.

I hope everyone rallys and destroys all things with trum on it for what he did to all of us.

I for one am in favor of keeping his stupid ballroom. It just needs a little tweak. It can be "The Donald J Trump Museum of Corruption."

Wow, he said something factual.

Is this terminal lucidity? Is he actually dying soon?

that's not true. Germany has holocaust museums. Similar idea.

This is a rare moment of self-awareness from a creature that lives in an imaginary world.

The Donald J Trump Sewage Treatment Facility

Someone will. A paid toilet with monuments to you, you worthless piece of shit child-rapist. There will be one that's a monument of how ugly and fat you are-- people can just freely wizz on that one. There'll be a monument of how gross your asshole mouth is-- people can shit in that one. See! Lots of monuments and some smart entrepreneur making bank.

Don't worry we'll museums for him. These days, instead of newspaper headlines and TV footage we'll have wall of unhinged tweets and AI propaganda posted on the official POTUS feed

Oh you poor soul, it's not only that, they are likely going to tear down any monuments or rename them when you are gone as well.

I see no route where regardless of party who gets in in 2028 is going to keep any of the names either, like "Lake America" and "Gulf of America", it's such an insult to the rest of the world anyone running would decide against it and without any real opposition against tearing down the existing monuments made, I don't see any real blockers.

I do think that they are likely right that the ballroom or whatever it ends up actually being will stay, but everything else? I firmly expect won't be.

Good, tear down the monuments already built for him when he dies

I met a traveller from an antique land

Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

- Percy Shelley, "Ozymandias"

We'll build monuments to his assassin.

If you need to build a monument to yourself, you don't deserve a monument. Building a monument to yourself is like giving yourself a plaque for a lifetime achievement award. It means a lot if you receive it from an organization representing your profession. It means nothing if you just have a plaque made and put it in your wall.

That's more perceptive than I'd give him credit for.

Thanks for leaving us the bill to tear all that shit down.

When he's out of office, Congress should pass a law that it's illegal to name anything after Trump, EXCEPT: Sewage Treatment Plants.

Then people who live near the plants can say things like "WOW, Trump is especially stinky today. Trump stinks much worse than usual."

We hope his name will vanish asap but many will have shrines to him, indoctrinated.

Misinformation,

Childlike common clay masses,

Like free heroin

A public urinal, maybe.

The sad thing is that that's probably not true.

I’ll piss on his grave.

I'd gladly donate to a trump memorial provided he puts it to use immediately. Big ol gaudy headstone, gold leaf, Jesus statue, the works.

His death will be pretty monumental.

"Why does that monument look like a gallows?"

So he agrees he's a terrible president.

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone"

• Yoni Wolf's brother

To paraphrase a great skit by a comedian I later lost a lot of respect for:

♪ Yo' plot-ty… ♪ Yo' plot-ty… ♪ Is a Port-A-Potty