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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Learning Mandarin solely to sell my country out for non-horny reasons

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Printing out dossiers of company and state secrets that I hand out to any chinese women that try to talk to me on the off-chance they're a spy.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

doomjak Real cool how everyone has already decided that there will be a war with China, and that the ultimate causus belli doesn't matter and will be made up later

[–] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it's pretty fucked watching the consent being manufactured right in front of your eyes and you can scream your head off, it's just proceeding

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

And everyone is going along with it too.

Talk to any rando and find what they're opinion on China is. 99% of the time, it'll be some unhinged shit about how China is doing genocide and that Chinese people are all untrustworthy and dirty

[–] niph@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m just watching everyone sleepwalk into it like there’s no other choice and it’s BAFFLING. There’s literally NO justification and yet everyone is talking about it. Imperial warmongerers should get the fucking wall. I already haven’t seen my family since covid and the idea of being stuck on the other side of a war to them is nightmarish

[–] huf@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

they're not sleepwalking. the bleach demons bay for blood. this is normal.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what's really depressing is that if the USA had a revolution went socialist tomorrow, it would still go to war with China, except that its cassus belli would be changed to "China is not socialist enough and also now the imperial core since America had a revolution" jokerfied

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

the party would split over it

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

This is how it was with the Soviet Union as well. People acted like war with them was only a matter of time.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

love these videos that are just insane shit about china with like 3 out of context sound bites from elong muck in the background

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would absolutely abandon my country for the promise of an okay job in China, easy access to fresh Oolong tea, and some sort of community.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I'd rather destabilize things in the belly of the Great Satan, but I also wouldn't complain on gorging myself on all manner of Chinese food and music.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

xi-plz my people yearn for bunda

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Are any of their women taking women?

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I've heard this same thing being said about Russia and Israel

[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They will create disasters sicko-fem

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Every Chinese woman is Storm from X-Men, American amphibians have no chance

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Definitive proof that Xi is Mao Two

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well I guess now we know where that guy from yesterday got his ideas from

Oh shit that was in this post lol