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[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sir, a second Georgia has broken from our Soviet motherland!

second-plane

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's fucked up that Georgia wasn't Georgia here

[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, out of all states to make Georgia, they chose Tajikistan.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dont forget the crippling shock therapy. America is already a capitalist shithole but I'm sure its public sector can be dismantled further.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

rage-cry YOU CAN"T LEAVE US WITH TEXAS COME ONNNN

[–] context@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

astronaut-2 it's all belarus?

stalin-gun-1lukashenko-tired always has been

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The first Michigan-on-Michigan war will be interesting. We'll get to finally see why bridge maps are bullshit.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

The Yooper Genocide

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Michigan revanchists fighting to regain the upper peninsula

[–] Hexbollah@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We must reclaim our ancestral homeland

[–] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We must reclaim our ancestral homeland

New Jersey?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Calikraine in the membrane

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

College football map looking funny.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

The Big Ten becomes the premier forum for negotiations and trade talks among the new nations

[–] regul@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Lmao Washington would be so pissed. Get fucked.

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[–] renatadeux@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

it makes absolutely no sense. it's perfect

[–] djphdk@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

sicko-yes Yes! I must see the Lukashenko of Ohio lukashenko-tired

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

The absolute disrespect to Colorado, we're not a Federation state and would've broke out, we don't want to be in the same country as Kansas

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

New York would probably break up with Upstate and Downstate being their own region

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah there's no universe in which New York City just stays with Kansas and Nebraska if something like this happens. An independent city-state seems a lot more likely to me.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My headcanon is that pretty much everything north and east of Philadelphia becomes its own state. At the very least it would have to encompass everything near and between the Boston and NYC metro areas.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Calikraine

Wait, is this why American rightoids back Russia in Ukraine?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Sort of. They seem to more or less agree with the Russian stance that the EU is a vehicle for western gender wokism.

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Texas should be Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 Lone Sun with Bird State

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Oh sweet SC gets an eternally burning oil hole now

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Not making Georgia the Georgia of this map? C'mon.

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Neither country ever recovered from the Cano-Americaviet split.