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[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Xi looks annoyed that he's reading another letter from hexbear asking him to abolish the commodity form.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

please Xi press the button

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Commie leader gets two cups of tea while his people mly get one, smh

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Back in my day, 1 cup would suffice for 2 whole girls. Does Xi's greed know no limits?

[–] Sinistar@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

berdly-smug The so-called "communists" actually PAY for their tea, proving that their system is just state capitalism!

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Xi's about to shit his pants. I know what I'm talking about.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Millions of white men were killed for this despot to sip oolong and chill.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Xi looks so fucking tired in this pic

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

"keep posting Winnie the Pooh memes, he's starting to crack!"

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm already tired explaining the One China policy to libs. I can't imagine the workload he goes through.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Just like me fr

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mildly related but I was a grown ass man when I learned the striped shirt boy isn't meant to be Jughead from Archie, but the crown was an actual fashion trend during the 30's.

[–] Lorraine@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was?? Where'd it even spawn from? It seems that childrens' fashion usually reflects grown-ups' fashion but with less uniformity, are the crowns perhaps inspired by some kind of entertainment figure?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're called whoopee caps and the story I was always told was they were made from fedoras that had their brims cut into the crown pattern. My grandpa had one from when he was a kid.

They were also associated with mechanics.

[–] Lorraine@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, that explains why they have that look. It's always interesting to see how people manage to turn a thing (fedora) into something new by just modifying it slighty. You don't see hats around as much nowadays anymore too, crazy to think of how common they were before cars took over.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I think at first it was practicality. Everyone wore a fedora all the time, but people in mechanical trades would invert them then cut off the brim so it didn't get caught in machinery. Then kids started imitating the types of hats their dads were wearing.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Me double fisting caffeine before some shitty work meeting

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Where's his comically large teaspoon?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

"Two cups of tea, Xi? That's insane!"

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

double thirsty

i-think-that muted cool colors would look better for a room's aesthetic

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of the fabled tale of Donnie two scoops

That was really fucking funny