this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
117 points (99.2% liked)

the_dunk_tank

15897 readers
1 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 

tweet ~~deleted~~ unfortunately fake but he is still at it with elmo

edit: not a real tweet, got baited by my IRL friend. he's still actually beefing with elmo, as seen below che-smile

all 35 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Elmo loves you please be kind and everything will be okay!

up-yours-woke-moralists FUCK YOU ELMO you bastard, you woke MORALIST, agent of the WHITE GENOCIDE

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What even. How does he get "wanting to discriminate against white people" from this?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

that coma killed all but 3 neurons and they're passing the word "woke" in a circle

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

He's probably mad that PoC (both people and puppets of color lol) exist on Sesame Street.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Who knows. The benzos melted his brain.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

She's supposed to be a caricature, but she is a 100% accurate representative of the average human being.

Sometimes I hate being one of the few people with a conscience.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Perfect ad placement for a Peterson tweet lol

Have you been scammed? Call me, to get scammed again!

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Do you condemn Hamza?

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The tweet is fake. Peterson tweets a lot of unhinged bs but he didn't tweet this one, unfortunately.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

We have Koishi emotes?? koishi-wave

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A grown adult man is having one sided twitter slap fight with Elmo, an 8 year old muppet beloved by generations of children.

How do you do that and not realize that you've gone seriously, seriously off the narrow path?

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Also “horrible whiny puppet”? My fucking guy you are literally known as Kermit The Frog.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you’re 50 and still in your “let’s get together and kill barney” phase

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol, always a good sign when a "leading self-help guru" unironically and ignorantly does an almost perfect recreation of a Simpson's bit about irrational hatred

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

you may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Elmo says no war but race war.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Gulag the crackers: Race retribution now.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

JP locking down the demographic of kill Barney kids

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe the tweet is fake but it makes for a good meme photoshopping it as chuds getting mad at things that are not discriminating against white people at all.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shut the fuck up, this is not real, this can't be real... Is this real?

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

American slang words are just so stupid and full of "false friends" (and they're definitely not friends!) to us outsider. I first read this as boofing until I realized that's something else. Beefing, I mean. Man fuck America.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Those replies are so brainworms

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of Rod Drehr and Blue's Clues

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

frothingfash Elmo is woke!

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

fascist infighting