I'll walk out in front of traffic to own the woke moralists
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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Wokeness is when people aren't getting hit by cars
Jordan Peterson would really OWN all of us if he stepped in front of an F350 going 93 mph
Come on Jordan prove you aren't woke and do it
The longer that a car doesn't annihilate your torso, the woker you are.
getting run over by ford 150 to prove that i'm a real man and not woke
they're not pedestrians, they're temporarily embarrassed monster truck drivers.
Listen I'm as anti car as they come, but you offer me a monster truck and I will switch sides for as long as I have it
He sure talks like a supervillain a lot.
With his benzo habit, I’m looking forward to him becoming an anti woke SoundCloud rapper with a supervillain Schtick. He can team up with the cosplayer who designed captain ancap.
JP becoming right wing MF Doom is both so stupid it couldn't ever happen and so stupid it's the only thing that could happen next.
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Who thought the name Captain Ancap was any good in the first place? Say that out out. It's a syllabic palindrome and just feels bad to say and sounds worse. Which is appropriate but like Ancapman. NAPtain Ancap would be at least sorta clever and give him a characteristic.
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What is the woke death? The fascist progrom?
Famous antifascist sniper, the Woke Death
Hideo Kojima? hOw? i tHoUgHt yOu wErEn't PoLiTiCaL? nOw yOu pArTiCiPaTe iN dA cUlTuRe wAr?
"the woke death" is the name for my heavy metal cover of "Miss Pavlichenko"
The female chaos dragon.
Car parked on the side of the road will be getting a Netflix stand up special soon
He just wants truck-kun to send him back to the isekai he thought he was in during the coma
He's more benzo than man now.
"Woke death" sound so much more elegant using the French term: "la petit mort"
Why do so many people like this guy, again?
They have very messy rooms.
He told me I was a very strong lobster.
There's a theory that fascists have severely stunted paychosexual development, so they need a strong daddy figure to tell them what to do. Jordan Peterson fulfils the role of surrogate father for some internet losers.
Capitalism is so innovative that it managed to create the world's only fascist mode of transportation - the car.
folks, is it woke to live
Given how the dude put himself into a coma, that technically checks, I guess.
It's woke to be awake
"Damn people being so Woke! It's not fair! They're far too alert for me to run them over"
JP has been an oil shill for years now. It’s no surprise he’s also big into the pro-car conspiracy theories
Amazon is recommending this dog brain as a “top educational podcast”
Not getting killed by cars is woke, and so is reporting on pepple not being killed by cars. But the woke death will soon visit them? So if you don't get killed by cars, you'll die from woke? This is obviously the smartest man ever
Does this peterson guy know that the AP is the core of the empire's propaganda machine?
Does this peterson guy know
Don't even have to finish the question.
What's he even mad at here? Limiting street parking is woke? Why? How? I genuinely don't understand this. It's like seeing a story about changing sewer layout design or something and getting upset about it.
Cars = freedom
Woke = not freedom
Limiting parking = limiting cars = limiting freedom
Limiting freedom = woke
do people even look at his tweets? how many likes did this get
The god of irony and hubris could do something extremely funny right now with Peterson but chooses not to
Do they want r/atheism to win?
One of the most interesting thinkers of this century no doubt
His brain is just so damn powerful hnngggnnnn
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