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[–] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I immediately assume these types of posts are astroturfing, it's just so damn "campaigny" and reads like something an intern would write.

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

yeah this reads fake af

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes, but on the other hand it also indicates that someone who voted in the republican primary in 2012 thinks that Biden isn't progressive enough. That tracks with my opinions of Biden but I can't imagine blue MAGA putting it out there.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

who voted in the republican primary in 2012

in open primary states people do that but not in numbers that make any difference. agree that blue maga wouldn't come up with that or be willing to say it

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Fr I can smell the plastic from the lanyard all the way over here

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obviously you don't want corruption but the fact that Joe isn't richer shows how much of a dupe he is. To do the things he's done and to say the things he's said without taking a huge monetary pay-off is something else. He hits up his son for money, he puts his kids on the boards of companies so he can get paid. Yeah he's wealthy, but not wealthy like a Pelosi or other person making sure they get paid for their soul. Joe sold his soul for free. For a pat on the back. For people to make dark brandon memes and ice cream. That makes him a sucker.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Honestly anytime it’s revealed how much senators take as bribes it’s always comically low like $10,000 or some shit money like that. Like you’re literally killing the world and everyone on it for less than a brand new vehicle? Why the actual fuck are you even being corrupt for you fat little cooch.

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

At that price, if you had a solid programming job you could afford to bribe a senator every few years.

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love how much this loser wants a pat on the back for voting in a Republican primary. Lmao.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

I voted for Biden to give him a thumbs up

Dark Brandon

bruh with voters like this why even make people wait til they're 18?? let👏children👏vote👏

[–] D61@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Heya there fella... didn't that Biden boy have a no show job in Ukraine back when Joe was VP to Obama?

What was that all about?

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the fuck did they think Ukraine was about? That war has been nothing but self-serving for the top.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's about Freedom** and Democracy***.

** for foreign investors

*** some conditions apply

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

supposedly it's simply a war of territorial aggression by russia

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Crossbell is two posts away from saying, he may be a rapist, but he's our rapist.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Domestication

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Joe’s just too stupid to grift

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Literal paid shill

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Word salad. This is what ChatGPT would give out if I explicitly told it to make a vapid statement.