EmmaGoldman

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sitcom is short for situation comedy, Sit-com is a legally unprotected term used here because the show contains neither comedy nor situations.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

What the fuck?

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Dollar Civilian Contractor with Delusions of Grandeur

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Even modern-ish cars that have a transponder key which looks like a "normal key" can cost over $100 to replicate, even without a key fob.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which state is it where the only thing preventing you from open carrying a tank cannon is your ability to physically carry it?

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This will go great with my Salad Mixxxer

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Notorious liars in Canadian spy agency state Cuban weather radar could allow China to monitor an illegal American black site."

Ok sure bro

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Everybody Poops by Tarō Gomi

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Yes, but this isn't it. This is just a screen cap of an average British morning show interview with him, since the election is tomorrow.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Oh, certainly not. I move with the grace and elegance of Wile E Coyote hastily throwing a kitchen knife that cleaves a rope bridge in half, dropping me into a canyon (but only after I look down)

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium.

Okay, you lost me here. Farting and puking effluvium is a distinctly feminine trait.

 

Someone else can make this bit funnier

 

Ghouls be ghoulish. big-yud sicko-satan

 

bazinga

 

Moore's law isn't dead, it just applies to treat shrinkflation now.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net
 

iww spongebob-party union-man fain-cool

 

28 Days Later & Devs guy making a "both sides" balkanization movie. California and Texas on the same side. Yep, it's real centrism hours.

 

Child Radicalization in countdown

 

Dude is really just throwing a tantrum. Bitchmade.

 

cringe

 

"NO NO NO YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE COVID ZONE IN PERSON! YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR MASK OFF EVERY TIME YOU TALK!"

They really are just trying to force people to get Covid, huh?

 

Seriously, there's no way they didn't choose that shit on purpose.

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