MargotRobbie

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

But I was expecting to see fat Ryan Gosling... ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 64 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It's for... a personal project.

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Sure, you got it, Lifecoach5000!

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Speaking of sequels, I'm happy to announce that "Barbie 2: The Search for More Money" will continue exactly where the first movie left off,

spoileras Barbie experiences the wonders of the American medical industry first hand and discovers that her insurance company won't cover her yearly gynecologist exam and scrambles to find money to cover her out-of-pocket payment before it goes to collections and ruins her credit score.

(It's based on a true story.)

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mr. President, this website called "hecksbear dot net" kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this "doll movie" that I was supposedly in never existed?

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Tell me about it, it's like, every time I want to get some grilled prawns there's always someone who goes "Oi mate, where's yer Barbie license?"

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

I'm surprised people still write that in their work email.

Writing a long letter to friends or people you want to work with is one thing, but for routine work email it should be short and to the point, nobody has time to read an essay about wells if your job doesn't involve, well, wells.

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So now Shadowheart is easily the most agreeable companion in the game since she approves of everything good or bad you do as long as it does not involve Shar or Lae'zel.

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

NO. FEET. PICS.

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Well. There goes my business plan of selling body part flavored candles and butt coffee.

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

That's esteemed Academy Award nominated great dude Margot Robbie to you!

(Dude is gender neutral now)

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 89 points 11 months ago

Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

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