Whateley

joined 4 months ago
[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

1990s: The truth is out there. Trust no one. Information wants to be free.

2020s: Responding with "amen" to a Facebook picture of a shellfish-Jesus hybrid monster blessing Donald Trump.

I don't have much faith in "people".

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Worst I've ever seen was someone's "cover" of Resonance by HOME that was literally just an AI butchering of the song set to scuffed as shit generated cyberpunk imagery.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

He should ask God for help with those eyebrows. Shit looks like burned french fries.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I remember 25. I still felt alive and didn't have chronic pain randomly appearing in various parts of my body.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Glad to know I'm not the only one who walks away from a Kubrick movie feeling like they just had a conversation with the most boring person on the planet.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

That isn't an incorrect critique of Aronofsky. His shit really doesn't hold up after the critics stop climbing over each other to laud his obtuse cinematography and incoherent plots as genius.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Back during its peak, I posted "White supremacy is bad" in a goobergate-aligned sub. Admittedly, I knew I was kicking a hornet nest but watching all those manboy shitheads climb over each other to call me slurs, ironically scream "triggered" in my metaphorical face, and make "literally Hitler" jokes while smugly tipping their fedoras was deeply satisfying.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

BRB, I'm going to go throw plastic spoons at a police APC until it blows up.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

I can show them ttlhe videos I've seen of fathers dragging the broken bodies of their children from burning rubble if they need evidence. Fucking ghouls.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Hitler looked like he was useless little shithead even as a kid.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Personal reasons" = I'm fucking terrified

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