It's woke because it's making the "straight" guys confused
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Someone didn’t want to feel their feelings.
It "woke" something up inside of them
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They turned him into just Tarion
Mhhm, someone got undesired feelings when looking at Astarions ass and made a mod to remove the problem.
The length men will go to to not learn anything about themselves is impressive.
That ass really had someone CONFUSED
This mod is a quintessential example of this meme
Im super straight. Whoever makes me hard is a woman.
Okay but the butt-hugging going on in the left image doesn't make much sense given the fabric. Left butt should just have that connecting middle part added. No need to make it smaller.
The same people who cry when someone makes a game where the woman don't all have large breasts
This videogame character is making me have gay thoughts again!
it's a fetish at that point and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Dude spent his freetime styling an ass to his prefered shape. I think we're kinkshaming him.
There is no such thing as a human that can look at those two asses and think #2 is better
Tbf unless they have Lululemon the second one looks more like an ass in pants
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Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.
As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don't wear that way unless you're very friendly with your tailor.
Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion's character.
Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite... cuppage...
Astarion: That's how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?
Wyll: Yes, yes it is... in PRISON!!
Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning
Just today I was leaving the grocery store parking lot and saw some guy with a solid upper body load groceries into a lifted truck with a Trump sticker and the whole time I was worried about the poor guys tiny legs snapping.
Never skip leg day, folks.
This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay
What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.
Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.
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My favorite part of this is that they have this, but then install all the nude female mods, or the big boob mods.
Like, I can't find a decent male armor mod on Nexus without going through pages and pages of the most thirsty ass nude/skimpy mods. I know I can block them, but that also hides some gore related mods, so I just sit there and wonder at the depravity of people who look at polygons in the shape of a human and get off to it. :X
The only reason I can think someone would want to do this is because they are gay or bi and have not come to terms with that.
Definitely. Took all that time and tinkering to get rid of ~~their urges~~ wOkE pRoPaGaNdA!
I mean yeah. So many insecure men, refuse to wear fitted clothes or talk to their doctor about lower intestine problems, because they believe that admitting you have a butt is gay or feminine.
Removing the gay/trans rear is pretty in character for these types.
Its a weird attitude that would be a lot more funny if it didn't cause men to die of preventable ass cancers.
Which is very weird, women love a guy that has a nice ass.
Having your pants in your crack that high, is NOT fitted.
Yoga pants, sure, I guess, but leather pants that you need to hike/fight in, that is a huge nonstarter.
It's a fantasy world, we can have magical leather pants that show off your ass and are comfortable to fight in and maybe even give a +1 to stealth rolls.
"I keep trying to stealth, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps giving me disadvantage!"
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Why were they staring at his ass in the first place....seems kinda sus fam...
The ass is the unifier. We must break bread with the ass not be divided by it.
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Anti-"woke" mods are hilarious, they just prove how thin-skinned teabaggers are.
Let them eat cake
So you're telling me some rando sculpted his butt as a hobby project 🤔
They put the guy in a diaper
They don't want to be ass-starion.
Woke ass vampire ass
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