Zoift

No, Phallussy

lmao tiddy birds

We heard you like watching boys, dont you?

Strawberry & Chocolate (1993) - Documentary on the discovery of Neopolitan Ice-Cream.

CWs- Seggs, Suicidal ideations

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DoestheDogDie?

Pumping Iron (1977) - This one is just porn.

CWs- Drug use, Arnold Schwarzenegger says "Cum"

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DoestheDogDie?

TRIPLE FEATURE CAUSE THIS MOVIE IS ALSO HIMBOTASTIC!

Thr Barbarians(1987) - The 1980's cocaine abuse epidemic blessed us with this.

CWs- Booba, Campy violence, animal abuse

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DoestheDogDie?

Somebody crosspost this around the federation and tell them its Himbo night

IT'S :vote: TIME. The Queue grows short.

Voting open for the 4th, 11th, 18th, & 25th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, Posters of all shittiness, and to viewers like YOU.

Server Borked. Firing up the old Cytube until posting improves.

Look at those fat Canadian dipshits, just waddling around, scaring children & shitting on the sidewalk. Truly admirable work, but they should still be available for public consumption. 1 in 6 Americans are facing food insecurity and food deserts and these sky deer are running around parking lots like they don't have predators to worry about. Because they dont.

I understand we cant just let every stupid fuck with a gun go wild at your local sump pond; Which I why I propose installation of WiFi enabled public goose traps near all drainage ditches & retention pools. This way you don't wait to wait all day in a hunting blind outside Walgreens, but can simply check your Güser™️ app for the closest available bird. The trap will release the bird for you as soon as you swipe your local library card into the reader, promoting literacy, allowing the homeless to have first dibs, and making sure your town is only sourcing local ducks, preventing goose runs & hording.

"But Zoift" I hear to object, "I dont want to eat geese that are full of my local landfill's runoff."

First off, fuck you, microplastics build strong glands. Second, just catch one & grain feed it for a week to flush out the gut and you're looking at some primo bird. After simmering them for stock, the bones can be returned to the source, ensuring a steady flow of calcium back to the environment for future egg production & to help the secondary possum industry.

This is completely unironic, i want to eat those geese and i don't understand why nobody else has yet.