Oh? You're approching me? Instead of running for president you're coming right to me? 
The climate, and also all the habitat & topsoil loss, and pesticide washoff, and the microplastics, and the invasive predators, plants, and diseases. Can't have a mass extiction by just cracking one egg.
Bearomones
Skill issue, get you a partner who can do both.
Turns out theres a hard limit to the amount of geese you can take from industrial parks before they tell their goose friends or something, cause they stop coming back.
We have Von-neumann probes already. They're called children. Fellas will really go and play god before going to enough therapy to get laid.
The terracotta army sounds like a good moive tho
My first manager got fired for smoking meth in the freezer. When corporate found out they made then toss all the stock, cause they were worried shrinkwrapped meats were contaminated with meth smoke. I got to watch them toss it all into a district managers car to take to another restaruant while smoking a joint behind the dumpster.