dannoffs

joined 2 years ago
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean legally commit to hang out with a woman? Sounds pretty gay to me.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It's funny that Milo is wrong but putting a button on a jacket that you're not supposed to use for like 500 years is stupid.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This severe car brain and you should be embarrassed.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Kids these days don't even know about building a portal to the bean dimension.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Indiomie Mi Goreng with frozen vegetables is my go-to no effort meal.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Old Sheldon

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually you have the skill issue. I can smell the aldyhides and you can't.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That looks like it tastes terrible (I have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap)

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

I am jealous of those people in some ways. They're probably much happier than I am.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Every reply to the tweet looks like a hexbear comment lmao

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Help I got lost in the wikiussy

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