krooklochurm

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

This is why we have designated shitting streets.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago

Theee morons are eating their own already even with the dear leader alive.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

But only if they weighed the same as a duck.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can do this too.

Cats can communicate with ants by using quantum transmitters located in their butts to grant wishes, and I know this because my cousin Tommy once fucked a cat in the ass and a colony of fire ants granted his for Anne jet ski.

Every cat is fluent in Persian and Ojibwe and every cat, everywhere, knows when a person pees, who they are, and where they're peeeing.

They possess an emotion humans can't feel called sploofnury.

Cats killed Jesus.

All cats are actually the fruiting bodies of a rare kind of quantum mycelium. I've seen it by using x ray goggles I found on the bus so it's definitely true.

I once saw a cat quoting Shakespeare, in Ojibiwe, but it stopped when it saw me.

Cats don't actually die, they just turn into pillows when they've killed enough small animals.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Like. I get it. China is absolutely an authoritarian state. But it also isn't coming apart at the fucking seams, really seems to have its shit together, and offers a very good quality of life if you make enough money, from what I've heard.

It isn't a glittering wonderland or anything but you're not going to be deported for no fucking reason if you're an expert in your field (unless you get on the wrong side of the government).

The USA is coming apart at the seams. It isn't just authoritarianism, it's ineptitude and implosion. They're totally different situations.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to love coming home and seeing so many of the little guys fully grown with broken veils. Every day was so exciting.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I love watching the little fuckers grow. And the smell is so good. I hate tripping on psilocybin but there really isn't something magical about watching those things grow from microscopic spores to fruits.

Don't know if I'd ever do it again with anything psychedelic, but I will give it a go with regular ass edible mushrooms some time soon.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mine is significantly larger.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many unity games have kernel level anti cheat as a requirement and can this exploit leverage that?

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