peoplebeproblems

joined 6 months ago

I see all these stupid boyfriend/stupid husband stuff, and I can't help but think maybe my ex wife was just jealous of her friends that had stupid men in their lives.

And maybe I'm just overqualified for relationships. I mean, shit, that was the advice my brother gave me: "I get along with people because they're much smarter than me." One of the first red flags I remembery ex wife telling me was "you know you don't have to be so smarty all the time."

Ok, no, I can't even lie to myself that well, can you imagine? Being overqualified for dating lol

No kidding. That's gotta be at least $2200/mo rent

Yes but I can't figure out the and gay part

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 18 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Ok, so, obviously fake, because anyone getting 23andMe probably doesn't still live at home with their parents. And if they do they're going to have enough similarities to know they are related somehow. Also why are they fucking when their mom can walk in midorgasm? Parents would know long before a few months pass.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I have experience with this. There is nothing damaging about co-sleeping occasionally. The risk is either of you becoming dependent.

A 27 year old single mother, if I had to guess, doesn't plan on staying single forever. At some point a significant other, once properly introduced, will be staying the night and your son should not be a part of that.

The other issue I see here is "it's kind of nice not having to sleep alone every night." This does not strike me as healthy, especially when he stops co-sleeping.

Ultimately, you are the adult, and you are the caretaker. I would highly recommend getting your son a regular therapist to guide you through this.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe you can settle a debate I keep running into: was there any sex in the VIP room?

It's management 101.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Revoking citizenship is an extreme move. They don't even revoke citizenship of criminals.

This would be crossing a line they are unlikely to even understand.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Citizenship is a contract that gives you protection in exchange for some expectations to participate in the community.

Revoking citizenship is a huge deal. Not easily done, and I don't think its even used as a punishment.

If they were to? Then they'll happily revoke it for anyone who dissents with the regime.

I'm impressed I can still hear it lol

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I do in fact want to "avoid it" for legal purposes.

 

Is anyone aware of any FOSS browser replacement projects? Being a "full stack dev" (feels like a false skill set most of the time) I'm at this point where there are easily enough of us who have struggled with implementing web apps in the various frameworks and tools that essentially all boil down to JavaScript, HTML and CSS.

There's nothing wrong with them individually, but with modern languages and hardware we should be able to make something better. At least in a way to encourage adoption of something better, and I want to contribute to it.

 

As y'all know, shit be going down in the US. And while I'm all for staying and fighting, my son comes first. I'm pretty familiar with Canadian culture, and my state borders y'all. I have an uncle from there Tok (just don't know where).

  1. I know it's super expensive, but if I had to guess thats based on population?

  2. I've got 12 years experience doing software development, Devops, system engineering, device engineering, with a BA in Computer Engineering. Are there certain companies to avoid? Certain companies/locations to check out? Salary isn't nearly as important as being able to afford living.

  3. I know some French and I am working on more. Is this helpful?

  4. Also, I need a bit of a kickstart to understanding the political landscape. We'll start with I'm pro-choice, an Ally, anti-gun, support democracy and love the ranked choice system, and subsidized healthcare. Taxes and the government work for the people.

  5. Work commutes? I've done hour long commutes, I've done bus commutes, Ive walked to work, driven, and remote, just need to know what to expect.

  6. I already say sorry for everything, any other cultural norms I should know about?

  7. Is it too obvious I'm panicked?

 

3 times with the same Llama, that makes it officially a shitpost right

 
 

Credit goes to my kid for unknowingly creating this masterpiece

 

Why is there a skinny scary looking kid dancing and laughing

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by peoplebeproblems@midwest.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Uh gimme a second seem to have broke the image

 
 

Ever since I was a kid my dreams have been crazy as hell. Last night, I had a dream where I was dropping my kid off at school, but there were people on both sides of the road standing waiting for a wedding. I see the couple and nope right out. Turning around a curb, suddenly I was in a fucking baseball stadium and rows of seats cut me off. I had to get home so I got out of my car? I'm walking down the stairs when I hear "oh, there it is!" I look up where the person was pointing to the sky. I see some rocket like thing, and assumed it was fireworks. It stopped, I hear three dreaded bomb falling noise, and then it slams into a seat a few rows down from the wedding. I hit the deck because I don't want to die. But instead of exploding it sprays enough glitter throughout the stadium I ended up with a mouth full. Then I get out of there, call my mom, explained what happened, head to their house which is now a bunker in new York City and they refuse to believe what I went through. Then I woke up.

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