badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I think that would be neat!

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There can be no weakness

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What's your ssn? What's your mother's maiden surname? hahah

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Is that anything? Is there a joke in there? Help me!

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Lenin says hi and he likes all these gundams and the anti-stroke medicine.

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Nowhere are these themes more prominent than the video for the album's lead single "Filthy", featuring Justin as a Steve Jobs-esque figure and a pelvic thrusting android, showing the depravity of modern technology and capitalism.

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frothingfash Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Based your posts must be trump-enlightened

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biden-the-thing i'm serious, think about it!

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Just kidding I'll never apologize for Beanis beanis

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I didn't even know what to say to her.

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A faraway planet known for its dire weather also whiffs of rotten eggs, according to a new study.

Scientists studied the atmosphere of HD 189733 b, which has scorching temperatures and precipitation akin to raining glass, using data from the James Webb Space Telescope.

Hydrogen sulphide, which also exists on Jupiter, makes up most of HD 189733 b's atmosphere, and emits a bit of a pong, according to researchers. The gas is also emitted during farts.

Finding it here is one of the first detections of hydrogen sulphide on an exoplanet - or planet outside of our solar system.

"So, if your nose could work at 1000C ... the atmosphere would smell like rotten eggs," said Dr Guangwei Fu, an astrophysicist at Johns Hopkins who led the research.

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Who will be the next president? What a day!

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Good thing the site's back up and we get to exist in even this flat mockery of life again, even if it's only for your sick amusement.

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It’s just a stutter

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You can try guessing what it was, but now i don't feel like it anymore

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Jort grease.

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Uptoots to the left.

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thonk

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Poogona@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

You think I won't do it? You think I won't throw a tantrum right here, right now? You seriously think I'm not willing to stomp my heels as hard as I can and fuck up my knee again? You gotta understand, I will cry until I'm out of breath and make big racking sobs right here with everyone watching. You SERIOUSLY believe I won't scream at you until I puke and you'll have to help me out of my sopping chair into the bathroom to clean my shirt off? You are insane if you think I'm not willing to grab handfuls of your clothes and pull and spin around so they cover my face. I will contort myself into a pretzel on the floor and make a whining sound while I roll around motherfucker. Just wait asshole, I will LITERALLY bury my face into a fold between two cushions and scream and accidentally get some fabric on my tongue and gag and cough until I'm hoarse and then you'll see I am serious. Do not mistake me you piece of shit I will rub my fingers REALLY vigorously through my hair and shout "I just dunno, I just dunno man" until I slap my hands down on the table and go "UHHHnnnnnnnnnn" if you keep this shit up. I WILL SLAM A FUCKING DOOR REALLY HARD SO THAT IT BOUNCES BACK OPEN AND I HAVE TO CAREFULLY PULL IT CLOSED AND SLIDE THE LATCH SHUT, do not test me

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