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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 135 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What makes you think that the girl is even real?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What makes you think that girls are even real?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice try. We know you're a frog!

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

not true, some of us are cats

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hmmm... I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

"Girl" is an acronym for "Guy In Real Life".

Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

First the birds, then the girls?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What makes you think?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago