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It's the dunk tank.

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Damn those ravenous commies!

Also prepare your butts for the source of this bovine manure take

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

and yet here you are, Comrade Alaskaball haha tankie owned

smuglord

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idea for a bit: China propping up and arming a breakaway Alaska

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly any sort of insurrection here would lead to mass starvation if there wasn't any nations backing a breakaway Alaska, we're just too reliant on the importation of food via barges for any sort of separatism.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right, though Taiwan is only something like 31% food self sufficient so even though it's a terrible idea it doesn't stop people from trying.

Also, I wonder if Putin would ship food across the Bering Straight just because.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I don't know if Vladivostok is self-sufficient enough to do that or if they have to get their supplies railed in as well

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ah but here's where you're wrong!

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