this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
117 points (99.2% liked)

the_dunk_tank

15897 readers
1 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Damn those ravenous commies!

Also prepare your butts for the source of this bovine manure take

top 35 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pol balls

Opinion discarded

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

say-the-line-bart-1

Ok, ok. Stalin shouldn't have stopped in Berlinsay-the-line-bart-2

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

and yet here you are, Comrade Alaskaball haha tankie owned

smuglord

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idea for a bit: China propping up and arming a breakaway Alaska

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly any sort of insurrection here would lead to mass starvation if there wasn't any nations backing a breakaway Alaska, we're just too reliant on the importation of food via barges for any sort of separatism.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right, though Taiwan is only something like 31% food self sufficient so even though it's a terrible idea it doesn't stop people from trying.

Also, I wonder if Putin would ship food across the Bering Straight just because.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I don't know if Vladivostok is self-sufficient enough to do that or if they have to get their supplies railed in as well

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ah but here's where you're wrong!

I am a based Stateball, not a cringe Countryball, nor a basedball - may they forever be banned

consider yourself owned in the marketplace of planned economies very-intelligent

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fascists, their supporters and the people that enable them should all be shot and thrown in a barbara-pit with a grenade thrown in after them for good measure if they can't be reformed through re-education.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found the ravenous communist who would've tried to murder hitler

smuglord

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The headline by these chuds: EVIL communist MURDERS defender of Western Civilization, Adolf Hitler — Free Speech DOOMED?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

article by Sir Winston Churchill, of course

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look I'm going to say it:

Hitler getting murked by the german communists would've been a good thing. edgeworth-smug

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

That Hitler guy? Turns out he was kinda a bad dude. Ran with other bad dudes. Used to harass Von Beidenn at the local pool.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Capture him alive, convict him for his war crimes, then execute him as publicly as possible. Make a holiday out of it.

[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Hitler was convicted. Unfortunately the pos judge went super lenient on him and wrote advocating for his parole

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

emphasis on the ASS

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[–] kot@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How is that still on youtube? Did nobody ever get together to flag it or are we at the point where open fascism is just considered ok?

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Please, ruckarucka ali is still on there doing terrible "Asian" accents and talking about how Jews invented Jesus to molest you using Original Sin. Youtube seems to mainly care about copyright and things that push an age rating up, not overt racism or fascism or whatever.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

oh i'm ravenous alright

om nom nom nom

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmmm... the men who stopped it... this is by no means a loaded title.

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The target audience for this is children. They're spreading nazi propaganda to children.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

This person is a Nazi, they support Nazis

[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

biden-ok-smart-guy "If you could go back in time, would you kill baby Hitler?"

gigachad "If you could go back in time, would you let the commies kill adult Hitler?"

why go back in time? plenty of hitlers running around nowadays to kill

[–] Candidate@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

And what was their symbol, Zeke?

WHAT WAS THEIR SYMBOL?