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oh wow I never saw this one reversed, even stole his scarf lol
Lol totally missed that. 
reversed? I've only ever seen it this way and usually with the guy's apartment on fire
why is it in the cum jar?
she didn't call him back because he's obviously a quitter, that jar isn't even half full
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Ruzzia
These people are desperate to make the letter Z a demonic evil symbol while defending all the literal nazi symbols ukraine uses. Deeply unserious people.
The double S is literally right there, they can't even do that, maybe they like nazis for real
Imagine seeing a cute little figurine, commenting on it, then suddenly, the guy goes into a rant about how he wants all Russians dead.
"... and that's why these genocidal orcs are trying to wipe out all of western civilization ..."
nooooooooooo dont do the meatman john silver like this 
They joined the wrong Dark Order
Oh god I just learned what NAFO is and I think I was hit with a lethal dose of cringe. It's been good knowing you comrades!
NAFO is the demon core of cringe
Unrelated: I've always wanted to run a D&D/Fantasy TTRPG Mega Dungeon campaign where the demon core lay at the lowest level of the dungeon, warping and mutating all the inhabitants of the dungeon, protected by a Radiation Dragon.
Maybe one day I'll have the time.
This is not a place of honor.(But what if it was?)
Could always do it as a one-shot, Viking Death Squad from Runehammer Games would be a good fit aesthetically.
Even just to prototype, that's how I've used one-shots.
Runehammer's opening a place in NE Philly if anyone's around!
the 69th Bonketeers
Jesus fucking Christ these fucking losers
Reddit war
lmfao wtf? These people are the most unserious motherfuckers on the planet
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continues to be a reliable indicator for complete losers
lol, he really posted this massive L willingly, it'd take waterboarding to get this info out of me.
Out of the loop. What's the figure? Is it elf on the shelf for ukraine flag emojis or something?
Its a mascot for the weird Twitter guys who call themselves nafo
I don't know more than that but they seem insufferable
Wait a minute nafo isn't just a lefty thing for north Atlantic Fuckers org
Are you telling me libs have convinced themselves buying little owls is praxis for ukraine
yeah I got exposed to this 
on this forum in the first like 2-6mo of the 
SMO
it's real bleak, try not to think too hard about what it's like for them
it's a funko pop for neocon manchildren
Funny, when I discuss politics and communism for hours during a date I usually get laid. Skill issue for this homie I guess - get better material.
The only person I want to talk about politics with for hours before banging is Fidel Castro
isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
That poor woman lol probably had a very funny story to tell her friends the next day
look I know we're all discussing the absolute cringe of the post and the weird lil guy in a jar, but also wtaf is this book.
OH MY JOD
the navajo owned sore joint rub probably does slap but it's extremely funny to me that it is dead center in that photo with a bunch of various generic looking ones
I really really hope she swiped some of that massage oil before cutting him off so she could at least get something of use out of this mortifying ordeal
https://twitter.com/ConLaw60654/status/1770247245855637544
Someone did dodge a bullet for sure
Be prepared for nuclear grade cringe in the comments
I would not publicly announce my grandfather was a Chetnik, but that's just me.
These internet liberals waste their six figure salaries on the ugliest merchandise imaginable.
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This girl went and joined the Essence of Time militia after.
o no. its a JAR.
Also that name is familiar, I think he actually reported me for ban evasion one time after I sent him death threats.
RIP "Hamas Rocket (with emojis making a burning Isisraeli flag)" with like 700 tweets, lmao.
It's been funny reading this thread and seeing some hexbears that are just now having the misfortune of being exposed to the 
that is NAFO for the first time.
In the newsmega we've been coping with the 
by dunking on them for 2 years now. 
I saw it before but I always thought it meant "North Atlantic Fascist Organization" and that it was just the Maoist Standard English term for NATO.
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I thought bumble was a gay dating app
There's too many fucking dating apps, god damn
If this was the 1880s the IWW would be making its own publicly owned and operated dating app that would make all of these obsolete by 1) not being filled with bots and 2) not charging you money for shit
It's wild hearing that tinder charges you for right swipes or left pr whatever is the good swipe. I haven't used tinder in 10 years but the only strategy that made sense was to just swipe left on everybody so i could pay attention to the people that actually liked me. If I had to pick and choose I would literally have never met my partner because the odds of us both swiping left on each other, if that's limited, would have been so vanishingly low
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Dodged an F-35
he has a fucking jar
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