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who is the community note for? who is going to look at the tweet and then the note and think "no fucking way, she is lying?".

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literal mideval peasant brain

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Someone on here said it best "the average american is an 11th century peasant with an internet connection" I think it was comrade @happybadger@hexbear.net

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The eventual heat death of the universe is gonna be because you touched yourself, btw.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

And I'll do it again sicko-blur

[–] axont@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Real strong vibes of when my childhood home was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina and fundamentalists said it was because of abortion, or because of how many gay people are in New Orleans

they'd even take radar images of the hurricane and say it looked like a fetus. Absolute medieval peasant brain

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at how the wind forms into a shaft and balls right before the eye of the hurricane appears

[–] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

meteorologist on the nightly news saying we have an austin powers joke storm formation

[–] Kindness@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where were they when Texas got dumped on?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Where were the fundamentalists when Hurricane Harvey happened? What do you mean?

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Love how these fucking freaks are taking one of the most awe-inspiring events one can experience and somehow making it about woke.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe we should sacrifice MTG so the sun god is pleased ?

We can throw her over Niagara Falls

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

geordi-no Monday's eclipse was predicted hundreds of years ago, it will not have been caused by contemporary actions

rust-darkness Time is a flat circle.

[–] xj9@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't about magic the gathering? What a rip off

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Communists play green decks

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, yeah; how else are you going to get to utter the phrase "I cast Giant Growth on my Feral Hog" in a game?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Force Of Nature but it's my very small penis.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Green red? (idk what happens in magic)

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God can’t be too mad or he would make this eclipse have a 7 min totality like the one that will happen July 16, 2186. He’s just medium mad, so calm down.

[–] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noob question but how do eclipses vary in totality length?

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

First, the Moon’s distance from Earth varies over its orbit. Second, Earth’s elliptical orbit causes the Sun’s distance and apparent diameter to vary by about 3 percent from perihelion (closest approach) to aphelion (farthest approach). Near the sunrise and sunset terminators, the Moon’s shadow hits Earth’s surface at a steep angle. This geometry causes the shadow to move quickly with respect to the surface, which shortens totality’s duration.

https://www.astronomy.com/science/what-causes-the-variety-of-totality-length-from-one-solar-eclipse-to-the-next-why-does-the-length-of-totality-vary-along-the-path-of-an-eclipse/

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

phenomena are only relevant when they happen to the United States

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

We just lost stability ooooooooooooooh

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pray that God doesn't have enough Djinn set to summon eclipse.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Golden Sun one & two are amazing, glad to be reminded of them

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

During this eclipse an anime baby will be sacrificed to end gender once and for all, all according to my keikaku.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

translator note: keikaku means plan.