this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 123 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Commenter is not adding to the quality of the dialog, instead posts obscene picture of a pig and excrement. I hope you don't find this acceptable.

New tagline pls

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While i actually agree i think we should add "new tagline pls" bc it's Even more apropos

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Guys, seriously, we just need to come up with a super ultra logical argument based on facts and reason to get the bourgeoisie to not put the profit motive ahead of the survival of our society and species

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

If we could just reach these billionaires with our facts and logic, they will see it was wrong of them to damn the majority of the world population into chronic suffering!

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Over 100 years of written theory and pamphlets didn't do it, but some Internet comment will!

[–] D61@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Over 100 years of written theory and pamphlets didn't do it, but some Internet comment will!

I'm now hearing this in the voice of Bill Burr as he's slow roasting Bill Maher.

[–] DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Remember folks, if you ever find yourself making a cogent argument like "don't put profit motive ahead of the survival of our society and species", it's important to undercut yourself with a played out meme the way our theory instructs us to do. bean

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago (7 children)

What is it with liberals and writing like they're a child who wears a suit to school?

[–] davel@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cmon, Vincent Adultman had a level of emotional intelligence and compassion that I haven't seen any redditor display.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

yeah, he managed to have a stable, long-ish term relationship with an adult woman. that's more than 90% of reddit is capable of

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they are that child

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

They peaked when they won debateclub in 4th grade

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They believe that using more syllables inherently gives you more credence, not realizing that it can also make you look like a robotic clown.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

i learned a new word in church and im about to logically distroy tankies with it.

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

liberals will type up a 5 page high school essay just to say "i'm a lib"

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The purpose of a system is what it does.

-Cybernetic gang

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only heard this saying for the first time a few weeks ago and it’s so good

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What she did*

Not trying to be an ass (/gen) I just know some people here feel very strongly about it (understandably).

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a valid comment and a good point to underline.

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[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's called being a succdem, why can't they even know what they are

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

a standard liberal going through the political ideology section on wikipedia:

"I’ll have two national socialists, a syndicalist large, a anarcho-capitalist with extra dip, a marxist-leninist, two anarcho-communists, one with molotovs, and a large liberal."

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

tbh they made themselves sound like a fascist who is OK with capitalism but abhors things like individual liberty eg freedom from slavery so I think they just want to own people, possibly only a subclass of people?

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the queue at the chippy rn waiting to get fish and chips for my grandma and cousins and desperately trying to not burst out laughing at this nerd lol

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish where I live had a good chippy

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bought too many chips by mistake 😭

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Send me some chips in the post

I have an air fryer

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[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How can anyone say this shit without laughing? American healthcare and education is a meme.

Also

[–] davel@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yea that social-capitalist is working off a month-long lemmy.ml ban rn

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The social-capitalist thought hexbear would be a good place to try after getting rule-1'd from lemmy.ml susie-laugh

"Flood of migrants" guy...

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mods must feel like proud parents whenever they get a report like this

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[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is it, with all the, commas, in weird, yet, dumb places.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I just read that in a Shatner voice

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a term for "suddenly talking like you're writing some research paper in the middle of an argument?" Because there needs to be.

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[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I am a collective social-capitalist

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Man looking at the most strawmanned, unflattering, definition of a Dengist: "OMG that's literally me fr fr."

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This interaction made me so happy, and to find out it’s even better than I thought… Just giddy right now.

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