Posting IS praxis and this is a solidarity thread with the freedom fighters of New Caledonia
Does this count?
this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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Infinite 13/11s on the french
Going to double my comment here, considering the relevance:
The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.
Are ye an Brit? Your way of time says so...
Day/Month instead Month/Day, smh...
Your Honor, I am not a Brit!
In fact, many places outside of the TERF island use the day/month format. In particular, this includes France!
Uhh.. that doesn't exclude you from any of those categories....
Would a Brit know what 'Brumaire' even is?
Ok, so you've won a pyhrric victory, you've proven yourself not Brit, but French 
I expected this course of action from the prosecuting team, so I would like to present this piece of evidence:
Je ne parle pas français.
Your Honor, I cannot be French.
Lmao I like this one
"Mr. Escargot! A second baguette!"
anti-french memes are addictive so I've been trying to tapir off
Honhonhon
Here's a joke: "strategic autonomy"
"That's a nice pipeline ya got there pardner. Shame if something happened to it 
"
Anglos 
don't worry, i got their ass elsewhere in this thread
If you look carefully, you can often tell if a person speaks French all the time by the pattern of lines on the side of their mouth, this allows you to quickly identify who to mock.
Sorry I don't speak code lyoko
I didn't understand this at first but then I tried saying croissant out loud in my thickest attempt at a french accent and it's surprisingly accurate.
Lmao right? It's a "Qwua" sound and it does weird things to the mouth
it's surprisingly accurate.
I mean, both ye Anglos and French are non-rhotic...
There are a few rhotic English accents. The West Country is full of the Angloest Anglos to ever have Angloed, and they have some very juicy rhotisity
Hm...
Hating "le oui oui baguette" is my normal state of being are you telling me that my hatred is finally justified in the eyes of the world???
always has been
Any time someone tries to correct my pronunciation of croissant, I point out that the pastry originated from Austria so really it should be pronounced as [Exaggerated Arnold Schwarzenegger accent saying Croissant]
I can't even imagine what that sounds like
I see your reason, bueno amigo....
Vive Nueva Caledonia! Muerte al Francia!
white people when garlic is on the table
The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.
How organized is the backlash in new Caledonia? A single spark can light a prairie fire, but it needs direction too. I worry these riots are too disorganized and unfocused to really fight off the French. That's the impression I'm getting from western media anyway, so I'm taking it with a big old chunk of rock salt.
Mais quelle bande de ricains puants 🤣
Never before has anyone uttered the words of that tongue here, in Hexbear 
also i dont think what you said was very nice
Americans don't deserve anyone being nice to them
The only thing worse than a french is an anglo-pig-dog this is true 
Tu m'en oublie, en sacrement?
Frenchie talking about smell now, eh? That's not winning territory for you cheese munching frogophiles!
booo*, we need ones about their.colonial history, lemme try cdes, pls laugh:
the french take all the tax from their colony in namibia? what are they (royal they, not the masses nor the people ofc) stupid?? you know youre gonna lose your colony like that right?
... centuries later ...
huh i guess they are stupid (not franks, gauls, francophones, norman french; yes the tudors, jacobins, napoleonites, royalists etc.) after all
sucks to suckkk
*cde i was not actually booing you and apologize if i hurt your feelings or anyrhing
let me know if i did ill try to make it right
there's a joke in here somewhere
i yearn to make sense