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Posting IS praxis and this is a solidarity thread with the freedom fighters of New Caledonia

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[–] RedStarOS@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It sure does, all the way up to 10000 too!

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Infinite 13/11s on the french

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Going to double my comment here, considering the relevance:
The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are ye an Brit? Your way of time says so...

Day/Month instead Month/Day, smh...

edgeworth-smug

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

phoenix-objection-1 phoenix-objection-2 objection
Your Honor, I am not a Brit!
phoenix-evidence
In fact, many places outside of the TERF island use the day/month format. In particular, this includes France!

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

edgeworth-pissed

Uhh.. that doesn't exclude you from any of those categories....

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

phoenix-smug
Would a Brit know what 'Brumaire' even is?

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, so you've won a pyhrric victory, you've proven yourself not Brit, but French edgeworth-shrug

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

phoenix-evidence
I expected this course of action from the prosecuting team, so I would like to present this piece of evidence:
Je ne parle pas français.

Your Honor, I cannot be French.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Lmao I like this one

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Mr. Escargot! A second baguette!"

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

anti-french memes are addictive so I've been trying to tapir off

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's a joke: "strategic autonomy"

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

"That's a nice pipeline ya got there pardner. Shame if something happened to it biden-harbinger "

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

don't worry, i got their ass elsewhere in this thread

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

If you look carefully, you can often tell if a person speaks French all the time by the pattern of lines on the side of their mouth, this allows you to quickly identify who to mock.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Sorry I don't speak code lyoko

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't understand this at first but then I tried saying croissant out loud in my thickest attempt at a french accent and it's surprisingly accurate.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Lmao right? It's a "Qwua" sound and it does weird things to the mouth

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

it's surprisingly accurate.

I mean, both ye Anglos and French are non-rhotic...

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are a few rhotic English accents. The West Country is full of the Angloest Anglos to ever have Angloed, and they have some very juicy rhotisity

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hating "le oui oui baguette" is my normal state of being are you telling me that my hatred is finally justified in the eyes of the world???

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

astronaut-2 astronaut-1 always has been

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any time someone tries to correct my pronunciation of croissant, I point out that the pastry originated from Austria so really it should be pronounced as [Exaggerated Arnold Schwarzenegger accent saying Croissant]

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I can't even imagine what that sounds like

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I see your reason, bueno amigo....

Vive Nueva Caledonia! Muerte al Francia!

white people when garlic is on the table

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.

How organized is the backlash in new Caledonia? A single spark can light a prairie fire, but it needs direction too. I worry these riots are too disorganized and unfocused to really fight off the French. That's the impression I'm getting from western media anyway, so I'm taking it with a big old chunk of rock salt.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Hope they can find the anti-tank rounds to put this anti-materiel rifle into good use.

[–] Misanthropic_Stork@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mais quelle bande de ricains puants 🤣

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never before has anyone uttered the words of that tongue here, in Hexbear gulag

also i dont think what you said was very nice

[–] Misanthropic_Stork@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Americans don't deserve anyone being nice to them

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The only thing worse than a french is an anglo-pig-dog this is true thinking-about-it

Tu m'en oublie, en sacrement?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Frenchie talking about smell now, eh? That's not winning territory for you cheese munching frogophiles!

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

booo*, we need ones about their.colonial history, lemme try cdes, pls laugh:

the french take all the tax from their colony in namibia? what are they (royal they, not the masses nor the people ofc) stupid?? you know youre gonna lose your colony like that right?

... centuries later ...

huh i guess they are stupid (not franks, gauls, francophones, norman french; yes the tudors, jacobins, napoleonites, royalists etc.) after all

sucks to suckkk


*cde i was not actually booing you and apologize if i hurt your feelings or anyrhing

let me know if i did ill try to make it right

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pooh-wtf there's a joke in here somewhere

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

i yearn to make sense