Me, about to turn 38 and reading this 
this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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But I'm a zoomer and I leave my house all the time...
to visit your mom's! 
Thanks for doing that. She needs someone to hang with. Real comradely of you.
My mom is a racist and a transphobe, so I hope you brought a brick. Edit: also doing the Carnivore diet the last I heard, so if you didn't bring a brick, time will probably suffice.
I thought the edit was gonna be a constipation joke
I mean, there are only so many ways that one can riff on the phrase "full of shit"
"I'm 37! I'm not old!"
37 is hot. Keep staying home, zoomers
I do not see any problem with this. older women are hot.
Power dynamics
Do you disagree?
No really.
Just preempting another age gap discourse.
I think burgerpunk is just saying it's what the unions want.
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she's making a post on digg.com about how she spent half the morning macking on a boy toy but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.
but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.
why is this still a problem for people? moving out on your own now is hard as fuck, this isn't the 90's
It's a problem when you're the same age as the mom and realize she's more attractive than her son, who has also revealed himself to be very skibidi Ohio.
holy fuck.. digg is still around? and jesus it looks even worse than it used to back in the day
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I'm in my 30s 
I'm not old 
sorry champ the microsecond you hit 30 years old you instantly shapeshift into the internet told me so
AAA- 
I'm not old I'm not old I yell as I bend down hearing my knees crack and go "ooof" picking something up off the floor
AAA HELP ME I AM BECOME DUST
I remember when I was sixteen I chatted up a Chinese lady at a ski resort. I thought she was a high schooler, she thought I was in my late twenties.
I'm a year away and I wish someone would rizz me up. Keep at it homie. I'm sure she appreciates it.
a 37 year old will absolutely rock your dick off
go forit
I'm pretty sure 37 is like younger than the average age on this site, so I'm surprised this hasn't been ratioed yet
I'm complaining more about the lack of young people at my events rather than 37 year olds being hot to the point of confusion
Yeah young people need to get out more, but stay off my lawn
This place is such a weird meeting of ages. I think we have a couple retirees here, even.
We also def have some 20 year olds
At this point I'm sincerely hoping we no longer have literal children. I think part of the biweekly struggle sessions, in retrospect, was just an age thing. A few years and a little bit of frontal lobe development seems like it's gone a long way to chilling us all the fuck out lmao.
Even the least mature seeming people I see on here strike me as being at least 18. Teens tend to be... less coherent.
And my account is 4 years old! Ergo, I very well may have been interacting with 14 year olds at its inception. Yikes.
There is a regular poster here who is approaching 80.
I won't be that age at any point before the summer solstice!
There wasn't a dead giveaway like her constantly sounding like a 2011 reddit thread?
Pictured: me
oh man.. i'm old.. i dont even know what this means
Rizz means being personable/charismatic. In this case he was hitting on her.
you're a xentlexem and a scholar
Rizz is like the only gen younger than me slang that intuitively made sense to me. I still don't understand how "cap" means "to lie"
At least it's not rhyming slang that has been condensed.
For example, the older Australian slang for a British person is "pom", which is short for pomegranate, which rhymes (in their accent) with immigrant.
baby gronk is 37, feel old yet?
Absolute win
Go crazy man, hell yeah
One of my favorite things when I was dating ladies sometimes twice my age was when they'd refer to doing something way long ago and I'd be like, "that's the year I was born".
I can commiserate as someone who has always had a strict 6 year limit (going in both directions) on the age of any potential interest. That means, as someone about to turn 30 next year, my cut-off for older interests is 35 (I'll bend this rule if like, the person is only a year or two older than the upper limit - but they have to be either really interesting as a person or really attractive. It's only happened once). If you're younger than 23, I don't care if you're literally sculpted by the gods or the only person on this entire earth who could ever fully understand me as a person - don't even look at me.
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Nothing wrong with that, what?
My house is very comfy and I like it here (I have not been single in years)
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