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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Always be very skeptical about "Japan weird" stories that don't cite a specific store or person or place. I'm not saying that this particular story isn't real, but this kind of shit gets made up all the time for clicks.

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in this case i wouldn't rule out it was originally made up because somebody was horny and then later turned their fantasy into an article.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

One of the things I've noticed about reporting on Japan is how eager journalists are to attribute one-off or rare occurrences to the entire country.

Its like if someone wrote an article about "Britain's gamer girl bathwater" and trying to make it sound like the whole country is in on it.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Stuff like this that really puts into perspective how much of this is just marketing speak, like delicacy and "high-end" is really just shit you can call anything you want if you have enough confidence and clout.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

why is this in the "trending in china" section when it's trending in japan?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

"muh Orient" florida-cracker

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

xi-god-emperor All the world belongs to the true son of heaven :it-is-known:

[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oh wow this "it is known" emoji. hexbear is such a joy.

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

CHINA

...now that we have your attention: armpits

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

The article talks about social media posts, maybe it’s there because the story itself is trending in China? Not sure tbh.

[–] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Damn, things are finally turning around for cute girls.

[–] sneak100@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

is it only "bizarre" because it's japan? because you can't convince me this is any more strange than gamer girl bath water

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

gamer girl bath water is extremely bizarre though

[–] sneak100@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no doubt, but I'm always suspicious of "japan weird" stories, because they appeal to the very white supremacist refusal to understand any culture that isn't their own in any meaningful depth, and to instead point and jeer ar it

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're racist because they always cast the out group (Japan) as homogeneously holding the same opinions and preferences whereas Westoids are presented as individuals.

"Japan's" armpit rice balls vs "Belle Delphine's" gamer girl bathwater.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Our wholesome buttcrack minestrone

Their barbaric pit sweat rice balls

parenti-hands

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Restaurants promote armpit technique, allow customers in kitchen to watch

is being proudly promoted in some high-end establishments

[–] sneak100@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's what I get for not reading the article

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Back to reddit-logo you go

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Finally, a small business market made just for me.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm attracted to women, but damn this made me cringe.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Being attracted to women but not particularly liking it when they're objectified is the least women-attracted people could do.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

You have to put salt and water on your hands to season the rice and keep the rice from totally sticking to them. How would that even work for the armpitgiri? Even if you're super sweaty, that shit is probably going to be sticking to your skin and making a mess.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Gots to make it salty.

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised that schoolgirls aren't involved. Japan, sheesh.

I'm guessing this is like one place in Tokyo but now it's a "delicacy in Japan" cuz "Japan weird" makes a good headline.

visible-disgust

Death to America

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In retrospect I am surprised no one used their gamer girl bath water to make sushi rice

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet at least one dude mixed it with cornstarch

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no. The gamer girl bathwater slime asmr

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Slime, sure.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A diner who tried the armpit delicacy said they tasted no different.

:doubt:

Intriguingly, scholars have studied the sexual significance of armpits.

A study from 2013 found that sweat from that area of the body contains a specific pheromone that can improve human emotions when smelled or licked.

Does it still work if it’s your own armpit or are they just measuring whether people feel when engaging in any sort intimate contact?

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

look up trinidad sweat rice for even more feminine rice. Never was sure how apocryphal those tales are