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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

simply be non binary shrug-outta-hecks

who the fuck is it going to make me attracted to, everybody but other enbies? wait no that actually sucks ass stop immediately

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, my non-binary is different to your non binary so it's still straight if we fuck.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

No! NO!

Baseball!

Cold Showers!

Baseball!

Cold Shower!

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Perform heterosexuality incorrectly, queering it irretrievably. All the straights who behold it will have no choice but to go home and rethink their lives

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Strike a pose so radiant that it reflects it back at the raygun, turning it into a gay ray

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

cross ur fingers behind ur back and wink

Have gay sex one last time. Go out in a blaze of glory

Grab a mirror

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

anti-heterosexualizer ray serum.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Grab the nearest enby and use them to reflect the ray. Enbies confuse the ever living shit outta the straights

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

engage the ray in some "kink at pride" discourse. This will knock the ray of its feet. Then hit it with the one-two "bi-womens' boyfriends"-"straight people using the word 'partner'" discourse for the finishing blow.

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pull a fast one and shoot the ray gun with your own bisexualizing finger guns, thus dispelling the anti gay ray.

That's how hexbear-bi-2 stay winning.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago