simply be non binary
who the fuck is it going to make me attracted to, everybody but other enbies? wait no that actually sucks ass stop immediately
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
simply be non binary
who the fuck is it going to make me attracted to, everybody but other enbies? wait no that actually sucks ass stop immediately
Don't worry, my non-binary is different to your non binary so it's still straight if we fuck.
No! NO!
Baseball!
Cold Showers!
Baseball!
Cold Shower!
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!
Perform heterosexuality incorrectly, queering it irretrievably. All the straights who behold it will have no choice but to go home and rethink their lives
Strike a pose so radiant that it reflects it back at the raygun, turning it into a gay ray
cross ur fingers behind ur back and wink
Have gay sex one last time. Go out in a blaze of glory
Grab a mirror
anti-heterosexualizer ray serum.
Grab the nearest enby and use them to reflect the ray. Enbies confuse the ever living shit outta the straights
engage the ray in some "kink at pride" discourse. This will knock the ray of its feet. Then hit it with the one-two "bi-womens' boyfriends"-"straight people using the word 'partner'" discourse for the finishing blow.
Pull a fast one and shoot the ray gun with your own bisexualizing finger guns, thus dispelling the anti gay ray.
That's how stay winning.
Pop über
Suck hog?