I legit hate this man so much, I fucking hate all of these dipshit gaming twitch streamers so much
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I just hate streamers in general. If they’re going to close the borders and deport immigrants, they should at least forcefully transfer all twitch streamers with more than 100,000 subscribers to the countryside for 10 years.
I read somewhere once that any streamer with a regular audience of at least 12 viewers is within the top 1% of all steamers, so you may have to lower your subsriber threshold a bit
streamers, youtube video essay "scientists"/"philosophers", and redditors are rotting the brains of the future generation so hard
Getting my science education from bitter transphobe kraut, my news from youtube algorithm bearded pogface man, my entertainment from cracker screaming slurs, and my media analysis from off-the-clock cliff-notes contributor dragging a plot summary into a four-hour-long video
Not to discount how much cognitive disease these internet weirdos are spreading, but when I was a kid I'd listen to Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell every night on a portable radio. It was probably even more severe brain rot, with stories about Area 51 aliens or how to deal with hauntings in your garage. I used to believe it was all real and I'd end up a psychic or something someday.
Brainrot media has always existed, there's just more of it now and it's more easily accessed. Back when I was a kid you had to go to a convention or learn how to operate a ham radio, but it was all the same thing. Go look around Usenet forums from the 80s too
I forgot how old I was lol, it seems like everybody 20-30 years old around me gets their main source of information about the world from reddit or youtube nowadays...
I used to have a hip radio when i worked nights that played coast to coast, but it was with George Noory. A lot of fun nights stocking shelves to the weirdest stories told around a campfire.
I'm happy I've never watched a second of his content even though youtube loves to shove him into all my recommended video lists.
Every time I'm forced to see his stupid ass face on a random youtube thumbnail, I want to punch the screen.
we need to take their gaming PCs away until we figure out what the hell is going on
i'm calling it the solar guillotine folks, we're gonna fill up a train with reactionaries and billionaires and then launch it into the sun
yes, i realize that reactionaries and billionaires is sort of a redundant pairing.
not that asmongold was ever a particularly bright or literate 
but jesus christ i think he's moving backwards. this isn't even a case of media literacy, this is a case of literacy literacy. the actual literal text of metal gear solid has always been political.
MGS fans play 100 hours of Hideo Game and their only takeaways are “wow media bad, politicians bad, technology scary”
Yeah the politics were really in the background when Hideo Kojima made BB look like Che in Peace Walker and the literal Sandinistas call him "El Che" in passing.
Til taking down evil organisations and weapons of war isn't political.
What are gamers so stupid
What do these nerds think politics are? When a black person exists and has gender? When a woman isn't wearing a bikini?
Yes thats literally what they think politics is. Or at least what they mean when they use the word.
Put G*mers in gulags with the Tim and Eric internette skit but instead of it being the internet on a disc it's just one game that loops for infinity that's a busty anime girl saying white people are still in charge into the camera. It's the humane thing to do to them.
without hideo in charge i'm legitimately worried about changes to the writing, but for the complete opposite reasons as this streamer idiot. like i'm p sure hideo is either a trotskyist or an anarchist but mgs3 was never about how evil the soviets were, the main badguy is explicitly rogue and acting without the USSR's backing or detailed knowledge. America is essentially forced into cleaning up the mess because their agent, The Boss, stole american nukes (davy crockett recoilless rifles) to give to the badguy after she defected. (of course, spoilers ensue and nothing is as simple as it seems) but in today's political climate i could easily see a less principled team trying to shoehorn in some messages about how evil russians are and especially how evil the soviet communists were.
This post on chapo.chat is a screencap of a tweet sharing a youtube video of a clip of a twitch channel
E) oh,almost forgot: a twitch channel watching a videogame trailer.
we are rapidly approaching r/chapotraphouse levels of posting
(not aiming at you autismdragon ,just reminiscing)
we are rapidly approaching r/chapotraphouse levels of posting
rip debord you would’ve loved r/chapotraphouse
They won't because the cold war isn't politics, women with small booba and black people are so assmogond can rest easy.
But MGS 3 has woman beating Snake (alpha male soyified by Pronouno Soyjima) so it’s politiCal, unfortunately.
It also has a black guy in it and Eva's only a D cup and not a DD cup. Nippon has fallen 
ass mole gonad
Yankees bad
Asmongold watching Bowling for Columbine
"I hope they don't make it political bro"
How are so many greasy weird misanthrope streamer guys so popular? Do their audiences see themselves reflected? Is it like a Dark Side Phil thing where it's entertaining how pathetic they are?
How are so many greasy weird misanthrope streamer guys so popular? Do their audiences see themselves reflected?
yes
Who?
Literally all I know about this guy is that Youtube kept recommending me videos of him reacting to the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial or hearing or whatever the fuck it was. Based entirely on that I have to say this lines up perfectly with the idea I had in my head of the dude
He's some kind of utterly disgusting man who eats nothing but Whataburger and roast beef. He lives in actual squalor in a mold infested house despite being a millionaire. I also don't know how true this is because I don't know medicine, but apparently he has multiple signs of having scurvy or severe vitamin deficiency.
Absolute trainwreck of a human and an indictment against "streamer" as a profession
Sounds like it's just a character tbh, all a part of his "brand" at this point even if it's no longer true, or ever was.
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Oh damn lucky you.
some gamer who lives in legitimate squalor due to sheer kkkracker laziness
he plays world of warcraft and, as a wow player, i can tell you that the only cure for that is 
Beyond parody
the black mold spores + rat carcass vapours are having great results 
not another asmon post...not another....i can't DEAL WITH SEEING THE COCKROACH STREAMER 
The kind of guy you can smell through the computer monitor
I keep getting recommended this dickheads reaction videos on yt, he has the charisma of a day old wet sandwich, i'm getting secondhand embarrassment just thinking about it
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