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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

I wanted to add to this conversation but I'm drawing a blankie

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago
[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna do an authoritarianism if you don't hit me harder 😈

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You call that a spank? BRB calling in the Red Army to show you how it's done.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

The Red Ass Army

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

tfw no sex arse to spank it's silicone jiggle arse cheeks

Why live?

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Stalin was right to spank our asses for being liberals. Spankies Are Right!

head-up-ass stalin-spoonstalin-gun-2

[–] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

volcel-judge "I can never get a day off, now can I?" volcel-police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Shut up tankie wankie.... smh...

[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the covid is melting your brain already I see

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago
[–] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Don't make me think about noted transphobic sex pest, Caleb Maupin