Me when I see single dads hitting baseballs 
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HOT SINGLE DADS IN YOUR AREA JUST WANT TO HIT BASEBALLS
King of Rizz
I had one of me throwing a football too. Shit just works π€·
The past week I uploaded a video of me hitting baseballs in my yard onto IG and literally got 3 women who slid into my DMs within a day
jacked guy humblebrag thread 
I will not apologize for being jacked
When our turn comes, we shall make no excuses for the gainz.
I got with someone by making her laugh and telling her about my weird unfinished story ideas and showing her all the weird nerd shit we're both into
It gets better, fellas 
rock solid foundation
She self-identifies as a goblin and is under 5 feet tall and is a gigantic weeb and a fellow borderline furry
She's the type of weird I been looking for tbh
while not that same specifics sounds like when my partner and I met
so get ready for 10+ happy years
I'm really really happy for you, you deserve it!
When this happens for the first time it proves that it's possible, and if there's a decent human connection there, it feels like the whole world pouring affinity through you.
I hope you discover and learn a lot about yourself relationally (and about her too).
This only helps if you have normal people hobbies like baseball
You mean people won't want to sit with me for 2 or 3 hours at a time looking up facts and tonal sounds of different guitar amps?
Would (sit with you)
Would (explain the history of Matamps and Oranges)
Would (bring up Buttp*ssy forum drama apropos of nothing and then GAS over a Jim Root Terror lunchbox head for 45 minutes)
Finally someone to GAS with, we gonna stink up the place
:stank:
I've spent an ungodly amount of time thinking about guitar gear as well.
You're telling me the straight girl I'm yearning for doesn't care about eve online lore? Fuck
I just bought the baseball bat last week π€·
Is making things a normal people hobby? 
Depends on what youβre making. Dragon dildos? Maybe not, but you can put a little corporate pizzaz and say youβre sculpting fantasy figurines
women literally only want one thing and itβs dingers
I've always had a much higher success rate on non-dating platforms.
Baseball make the woman very horny it is proven.
Damn I might need to see what it does for gay women. I bet my swing is still silky
There is a community of wlw baseball enjoyers, in fact "softball dyke" is apparently an entire look
The indie wlw ~~game~~ visual novel (Butterfly Soup) also has baseball.
Baseball is when women kiss 
'Katie Casey was baseball mad, Had the fever and had it bad. Just to root for the home town crew, Ev'ry soul Katie blew.'
I dated a woman who took a history course on baseball. She said baseball mad was a thing about horny women.
dudes rock
Basedball
Sir this is a ~~wendys~~ baseball stadium