The last time someone handed me champagne for a toast, I poured it out after the toast and continued drinking something that tasted better. Even high quality champagne is just awful, I'll take a high quality red wine or beer or any number of liquors over it any day. But sure, they can blame people being sad rather than that people have more choices than ever today and just aren't choosing their products.
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If you lack the taste to appreciate fine, exquisite cat piss, you shouldn't think everyone else has the same problem.
I remember being at this fancy party in a castle once and there was caviar. I kept asking the host for more microwaved leftover pasta, because I had never had pasta with tomato sauce before and thought it was absolutely amazing 🤣
When I was drinking, I wouldn't touch the stuff - gives me terrible indigestion.
Also, champagne is nasty
I've only tried champagne once.
Once was plenty.
Wine in general is shit as an alcohol. Lots of sugar so it makes you fat, fills you up, and gives you a hangover. Add to that the entire wine industry is a facade based on brand awareness and marketing. There are $2 wines that have won competitions vs very expensive wines judged by sommeliers who dedicate their lives to wine (it's almost like it's all bullshit shhhhh). Gen Z drinks less in general and is broke n can't afford a house just like millennials. I couldn't be bothered to waste my money on wine regardless of vintage, varietal or vineyard. If my boomer uncle brings a fancy bottle down and opens it for dinner, sure, I'll have a glass or 2 with dinner, but I'm not going out of my way for it.
Virtually every other sparkling wine in France is more pleasant to drink than that bitter, dry pishwater.
Anything called "crémant de....." and labelled "demi-sec" is far more enjoyable
Except crémant de Savoie. We don't talk about Savoie wines
I hate champagne.
Its the worst thing you can do to vine.
In Germany the alcoholic rate goes brrrr. The gov here wants to raise the legal drinking age (With a parent) to 16 instead of 14.