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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 103 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But decaf is like...the same price or more because of additional manufacturing costs to remove the caffeine content from the beans.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They still sold more of it, easily making up for the slightly higher cost.

[–] blargerer@kbin.melroy.org 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also, only having to stock one type reduces inventory, which has a bunch of cost saving, even if they got a slightly more expensive base product.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

And you only need to maintain one pot of coffee at a time, saving space and equipment.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] assassin6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago

It says in the post that people assume they need more coffee

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago (2 children)

🌈🌞 that's _illegal_🍨🌈

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just don't say your coffee has caffeine in it!

Honestly, you could probably argue in court that given no one complained and caffeine has proven ill effects on health no harm was done.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

It's a clear violation of FDA regulations. They say an item must be labeled as what it actually is. They even have official definitions for specific items. Decaf coffee is definitely recognized by the FDA and there are regulations that limit the amount of solvent residue that they use to remove the caffeine. See: https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=173.290

It's not the same product as coffee, and actually by giving people decaf, you are making people consume chemical residues that they did not sign up to consume. It's illegal for serious reasons.

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ah the best financial strategy... lying!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My dad ran a similar business, he was an arborist. When requested to trim or fell a tree on private property, he would inform the owner that the species was protected by state law, and they would need to file an application for exemption. He helped them file it, and they paid him directly to fast track it, plus his quotation and consult fee. Unfortunately, so many of these applications were rejected, and dad could do nothing further to help the home owner, his hands were tied.

There was no such protected species, dude didnt even own a chainsaw.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So fraud. The secret ingredient is fraud.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That is what the judge said, yes.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whoh how long before he got caught? Jail time? Other stories maybe, you got me curious about him

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bro's lying on the Internet

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

It sounded so real!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

From my limited experience of drinking decaf, it usually tastes more watery. Probably wouldn't visit that coffee shop again if their coffee was watery

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it was a coffee shop. Actually a lot of restaurants do this. Some people can't have caffeine and they'd rather not risk accidentally serving them the wrong thing when they order decaf.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm mostly fine with caffeine but if I drink those energy drinks I get really ill, it's weird. I can down espressos wouldn't have a problem, but there's something in the energy drinks that make me ill.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Probably one of those caffeine replacements they use. What's the big one? Tourine or something.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I've never heard of a Café doing this, but I know a lot of wedding caterers will, especially toward the end of an event. It's safer to have people who've been drinking just get tired and leave rather than get some caffeine in them and get a second wind. Plus, it's easier to just brew one type of coffee, and while caffeine could be dangerous for someone with a heart condition, no one ever dropped dead from decaf.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago
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