this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 81 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

It's just English the first sentence.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

I think that's the ketamin kicking in.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 51 points 5 months ago

You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.

[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 months ago

This is pretty much an instant return for me.

Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

if this was from amazon I'm pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it's not surprising they want that

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago